Trump Vows To Allow Public Access To Area 51 In Most Recent Effort To Avoid Releasing Epstein Files

Trump Vows To Allow Public Access To Area 51 In Most Recent Effort To Avoid Releasing Epstein Files

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

In a world first, US president Donald Trump will be opening Area 51 to the general public, stating that he’s doing ‘what no other president had the guts to do.’

Trump stands accused of using distraction tactics to distance himself from convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, who he’s been publicly photographed with over 60 times.

Trump’s name has also had several mentions in the flight log of Epstein’s private jet.

In the past seven days alone, the Trump administration has revealed Trump is suffering ‘deep vein thrombosis’, released Martin Luther King files, threatened to sue Rupert Murdoch and urged Washington Commanders and Cleveland Guardians to revert to their original racist names, if they want funding.

This is not the first time the Republican party has strong armed an institution to revere a racist past, with the Trump administration recently removing several commemorations and statues of highly decorated black soldiers and replacing them with confederate soldier names.

As it’s unlawful to have statues bearing the name of confederate soldiers, the administration has bypassed this rule by ‘commemorating’ random soldiers who happen to bear the exact same name as a confederate one.

However, none of these distraction tactics appear to have made a dent on social media, as Epstein and Trump’s friendship has continued to trend, with even the Coldplay CEO affair doing little to stop it.

And even as Attorney General Pam Bondi is set to meet with Epstein’s accomplice, Ghislaine Maxwell in jail, it’s unlikely even a handshake under the table that results in Maxwell ‘clearing; Trump’s name, will stop the rumours from circulating.

Which is why Trump is now allowing the public ‘unprecedented access’ to Area 51, to ‘see them aliens.’

And no, not the immigrant kind.

In a press conference at Mar-a-lago resort yesterday afternoon, Trump said the ‘American people deserve to see the truth.’

“Some say aliens, some say flying saucers – we’re not saying, but let’s just say… people are gonna be very interested”, said Trump.

“It’s transparency like you’ve never seen before. Nobody thought this would happen, but I made it happen. Enjoy the show.”

More to come.

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