Trump Sons Prepare To Take Part In Age-Old Family Tradition

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DC insiders are reporting that the US President's sons are gearing to take part in one of the Trump dynasty's great family traditions.

"The entire Trump family is definitely ready for young Barron to finally become a man" the anonymous leaker explained.

"by receiving medical deferment from the draft to focus on helping maintain the family's real estate and political interests"

Barron's father Donald Trump received a medical deferment for bone spurs in his heels almost instantly after becoming eligible for the Vietnam conscription draft.

While the subsequent Global War On Terror did not need to rely on donating low-income black American-Americans and white trash conscripts as cannon fodder in Iraq and Afghanistan, Barron's older half-brothers were also conveniently diagnosed with similarly low-impact medical conditions.

In the mid-2ooos, both Eric and Donald Trump Junior, were diagnosed with Irritable Bowel Syndrome and Colour-Blindness respectively.

While both men are still well within fighting age, it is believed that both have recently come down with horrible cases of RSI - as a result of their incessant shaking of hands at fundraising events in Mar-a-Lago.

As for Barron, the public is eagerly anticipating what medical excuse the family doctor is going to be able to come up with in time for World War Threee.

According to sources close to the family, preparations are already quietly underway to ensure the youngest Trump is well equipped to carry on the proud tradition of being technically unfit for service.

"There is a lot of pressure" the source admitted.

"You do not want to be the first Trump man who is deemed unimportant enough to fight for his country."

Insiders say several potential ailments are already being workshopped by family advisors, including chronic shin splints and a mysterious lower back condition.

Some are speculating that a severe ADHD diagnosis could be in the works to more suit the modern era.

"There are certain values every family tries to pass down," said the insider.

"The Trump's family motto is that military service is for much less promising Americans.

Sources confirmed the family doctor had reportedly begun examining Barron's size 17 feet with what witnesses described as tremendous optimism.