Trump Just Gonna Have To Start A Full Blown War If These Epstein Leaks Keep Coming

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The President of the United States is reportedly considering drastic action, it can be confirmed today.

After months and years of successfully brushing aside allegations that he was quite good mates with a pedophile financier, a new bunch of material has dropped this morning.

Fresh off the back of an extremely scat birthday letter between Trump and the now deceased pedo Epstein, a new tranche of emails has been released.

Quickly brushed off as a Democrat hoax, the emails contain things like this correspondence between Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell in April 2011:

“I want you to realize that that dog that hasn’t barked is Trump,” Epstein writes.

Maxwell writes back: “I’ve been thinking about that.”

“Victim [name redacted] spent hours at my house with him ,, he has never once been mentioned.” 

 The White House has since identified the victim as the late Virginia Giuffre, whose memoir was recently released.

The very suss emails have now left the President offering up the pretty implausible 'hoax defence,' - with allegations he might go full DEFCON 1 to make these allegations disappear.

"Yeah, we are contemplating just a full blown military conflict," said one White House insider, speaking under the condition of anonymity.

"Banning obese people, immigrant crackdowns, saying paracetemol causes Autism have all done their part, but it's getting serious now."

"It's time for the Wag The Dog."

"Given this Venezuelan Narco Terrorist boat sitch, we can easily start a full scale military offensive."

"We've reached out to Conrad Bean."

More to come.