Trump Furious Australia Won’t Just Join America’s War Like We Did When He Had Bone Spurs

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US President Donald Trump has today singled out Australia for not rushing to jump up on his lap like a good little dog.

Fresh off the back of lashing NATO allies for not joining the war, that he doesn't need their help with anyway, the highly rational and unemotional man in charge of fucking up the world right now has blasted Australia.

The US President has criticised Australia for not sending help to the Straight of Hormuz, to try and pick up the pieces from his hare brained decision to start another massive regional conflict that shows now signs of ending.

He's now threatening Iran with total destruction if they don't accept his 15 point peace plan, after backing down on his threat of total destruction if they didn't open the Strait of Hormuz.

Given the US's supposed ability to totally destroy Iran and the fabric of the global order, it's yet to really explained why we are dogs for not getting fully invested in America's war that we should have absolutely fucking to do with.

The steering clear comes after 5 or 6 decades of Australia blindly joining America's wars, like the big one in Vietnam that the big tough guy in charge of America couldn't actually make cause he had really sore bone spurs :(

"Yeah not sure why he's so angry about us not going to war, given that that bloke did everything he could to avoid going himself," said one local Australian at the Betoota Heights Shopping Centre Return and Earn this morning.

"Fucking drop nuts."

More to come.