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The President of The United States has finally done what many thought was impossible.
This afternoon Australian time, Donald Trump crossed the line.
After a decade of rabble rousing, criminal activity, and creating social disharmony, Trump has finally overstepped the mark in a serious way.
The new President of America did so a short time ago by posting an AI generated video of his utopian Queensland.
While there was a raft of sickening AI washing, one thing in particular has caused all round outrage.
That thing was a giant gold statue of Donald Trump out the front of Lang Park Stadium in Brisbane.
The video followed his vision for Trump’s Gaza, featuring bearded belly dancers, shirtless Netanyahus, and children playing in an oasis.
And in the next video, as part of some new future for Queensland, the video features images of Trump towering over the home of Origin, the A-League, Rugby Union and live music in Australia.
Of course, that meant that the statue of King Wally Lewis was AI washed out for Trump.
“Nup, can’t stand for that,” said a chronically online contrarian antagonist middle age man who doesn’t talk to his kids.
“I’ve been a Trump supporter for a long long time, but what he’s done today sickens me.”
“The bloke hasn’t played a single game for the Broncos, let alone the Maroons, and he things he can put a statue of himself out the front of our cauldron.”
“It’s just absolutely disgraceful.”
“It’s all gone to his head.”
Trump is yet to respond to The Advocate’s request for comment.
More to come.