Trump Begins Wrapping This Whole Thing Up By Sending A Few Thousand More American Troops To War

Trump Begins Wrapping This Whole Thing Up By Sending A Few Thousand More American Troops To War

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In some great news for the people in Australia who have to buy things like food and petrol, and pay things like rent and mortgages, the war in Iran and the Middle East looks like it's intensifying.

Despite promises the war that wasn't actually a war would be over in less than 2 weeks, America, Israel and Iran seem to be upping the ante.

With Iran constricting the world's oil supply and slowly reducing economies around the globe to their knees, the President who promised to end 'the forever wars' is sending a few thousand more troops to the Middle East.

After dropping nuts on the threat to bomb the hell out of Iran if they didn't open the Strait of Hormuz to let oil flow freely, Trump is flying 3,000 airborne troops from the 82nd Airborne Division to the region.

This follows Trump's claims that Iran sent America a 'big present' in an effort to make a deal - a deal which Iran said was 'fake news.'

However, thankfully the President of the United States, is now looking to wrap things up, by sending thousands more troops to a war on the other side of the world.

That move of course will thankfully finally improve the lives of the Iranian people, with a new regime run by the son of the old guy set to take over.

It will also immediately ease the pressures on the global economy and lives of ordinary people instead of taking years to return to something close to normal.

More to come.

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