Tottenham Sack Ange After He Breaks Tradition And Actually Wins Something

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

The most laughable club in the English Premier League has today done what they do best, and embarrassed themselves again.

After decades of being rekt by clubs above and below them on the ladder, Tottenham Hotspur are once again the laughing stock of English football.

The Spuds are currently being roasted for doing the most Spuds shit ever, and sacking the manager who brought them their first piece of silverware in eternity.

The announcement came via a pissweak statement this morning, with Spuds confirmed they are parting ways with Ange Postecoglou despite him winning the Europa league a few days ago.

The club has claimed that a 16th place finish in the Premier League isn’t good enough, and sustained success across the board is the metric in which they want to be measured.

Despite having no sustained success across the board since before there current squad of players was born, Tottenham have decided to tell the great man to tell his story walking.

Ange has sought to explain the awful Premier League finishing position as a casualty of focus on Europe, and having a squad so thin if you tried to wipe your arse with it you’d get a bit of poo on your fingers.

That thin squad comes back to the boards lack of desire to spend actual money on building a team to contest multiple competitions, instead hoping their best 11 play 70 games a year and don’t get injured at any point.

Ange has yet to comment on the sacking, but it’s believed Brisbane Roar fans are desperately praying for a miracle, and the big fella returns back to Aus.

More to come.