Top Boy Ange Turns Into Men In Tights Ange

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Australia’s favourite football manager has confirmed a huge move overnight.

Ange Postecoglou, formerly known as Top Boy Ange has revealed that he is now set to become Men In Tights Ange after being made the manager of the Nottingham Forest Football Club.

“Yep, there’s a new Sheriff in town innit fam,” laughed Ange, who is still sporting some of his North London vernacular after coaching Tottenham to a historic Europa League title.

“Well not a new sheriff, because the sheriff is the bad guy, but you get me fam.”

Ange’s appointment to Forest comes after the club sacked Nuno Espírito Santo, despite the São Toméan manager leading the club to Europe for the first time in 30 years.

Despite the incredible season, Forest let slip a lead at the top of the Premier League table and fell out of contention for Champions League, leading to a spectacular falling out between Nuno and the owner of Forest.

The volatile relationship situation between manager and owner looks set to create plenty of headlines, given Ange’s don’t fuck about attitude and desire to do things his way.

“Yeah, I play Ange Ball, and no one’s ever gonna change that you get me,” said Ange.

“I’ll don the men in tights kit, but I ain’t backing down.”

“We gonna Robin Hood this league bruv.”

“You get me?”

“Taking from them rich wankers at City and Liverpool and Chelsea, and bringing the spoils back to the people of Nottingham.”

“Just you watch.”

More to come.