Too Much Going On In The World For Anyone To Care About Old Cunt’s Gripe With Premature Christmas Decorations

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

IT'S TOO EARLY: Local retiree Barry McManus, 71, has reportedly taken issue with Christmas decorations appearing in early November, which is a problem that, unfortunately for Barry, registers as a nothing burger in the current political climate.

Standing outside the local shopping centre with a Christmas tree already erected in its window, Barry was heard muttering about that Christmas decorations shouldn't be put up until December.

“I just think it’s too soon,” Barry told himself, “It’s not right.”

Meanwhile, the rest of the world is reportedly too mentally and spiritually exhausted to mount any kind of opinion on the matter.

With cost of living pressures, a housing crisis and non stop political scandals, the sight of a reindeer in November barely even registers anymore.

Well, to anyone except Barry, who has to come up with issues seeing as he doesn't actually have any real problems in his life.

Getting angry at Christmas decorations is a luxury only cashed up, mortgage free can afford, it seems.

"It's commercialism gone mad. Just like the bloody hot cross buns in February. Any chance to make a buck", he continued to mutter.

More to come.