Tim Wilson Begs The Toothless Hicks And Simple Bogans Of His Party To Please Stop Hurting His Electability

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact

Liberal member Tim Wilson has asked the "toothless hicks" and "simple bogans" of the Liberal Party to stop hurting his electability in cosmopolitan Melbourne by saying things like net zero "for dumb cunts" and "God" will save us from "climate change."

Wilson is referring to the unsinkable Barnaby Joyce, who has showcased his political guile this week by essentially derailing the Coalition by crashing out over Opposition leader Sussan Ley and her country cousin David Littleproud being open to entertaining net zero if it worked for them and their constituents.

In addition to Joyce going buck wild, the congaline of net zero abandoners was joined by latent bogan Angus Taylor and junior wildcard Andrew Hastie.

All of which have more pull and more sway in the Coalition partyroom than Wilson.

Speaking exclusively to The Advocate this morning via wired telephone, Wilson said it's this kind of stuff that his constituents in Melbourne's bayside area ask him about constantly.

"They say, 'I live in Brighton, why does Barnaby Joyce decide what happens in the Liberal Party?' and I say, 'I bet you voted for Zoe Daniel, didn't you? You fag slag!' and then I have to cool off with some breathwork," he said.

"But it is annoying, my constituents aren't worthless bogans. They're successful, educated Melbournites who are worried about the world their cunty little grammar kids will inherit one day. Having people in my party pander to these west Melbourne types is making my electability next time much harder,"

"Because that's all the matters in the end. I'm not cut out for the private sector."

More to come.