Thin Haired Woman Stares Daggers At Follically Blessed Boyfriend Who Can Never Be Bothered To Wash His

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle

A woman who has long struggled with her impossible to style thin hair has found herself harbouring some very angry thoughts towards her boyfriend, who can’t be fucked washing his hair despite being blessed with locks that rival a 90s Hugh Grant.

Watching again as her boyfriend Jason exited the shower sporting dry, yet greasy hair, a frustrated Evelyn Fisk, 28, admits she’s sick of these thick haired freaks who don’t understand how lucky they are.

This comes as it’s revealed a close friend, who is also another one of god’s chosen ones, decided to bleach her hair after just dying it black – something Evelyn could never do without going completely bald.

“Honestly, I don’t think it’s fair and I don’t think these people deserve thick hair. I deserve thick hair”, lamented Evelyn, brandishing a ponytail the diameter of a 50 cent coin.

“Oh wah wah, you can’t be bothered washing your hair because it takes so long to dry?”

“Shut up.”

Evelyn revealed she has tried to encourage Jason to try washing his hair at least every couple of weeks, and to put a comb through it every once in a while.

At the time of writing, it can be confirmed that Jason did take on Evelyns advice to fix his ‘greasy hair’ by simply getting the barber to shave it all off.

More to come.