“The Buffalo Wings From Dominoes Are Good”, Says Absolute Sicko

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A local sicko has sent shockwaves through his group chat after calmly stating that the buffalo wings from Dominos are “actually pretty good.”

Tom Harrison (31) made the comment without irony, qualifiers, or any sign of un-seriousness, prompting several friends to pause mid scroll and re read the message twice.

“At first I thought he was joking” said one friend. 

“Then he doubled down.”

According to witnesses, Tom elaborated , citing solid flavour, decent sauce coverage, and the controversial claim that they are better than you’d expect.

Experts say this is often how it starts.

“Once someone starts defending side items from a pizza chain, you know they’ve crossed a psychological threshold” said no one psychiatrist. 

Tom insists his opinion is reasonable, pointing out that he was hungry, the order arrived late, and expectations were already low.

“That’s the sweet spot” he explained.

“Desperation leads to low standards"

Friends argue this logic could excuse almost anything.

“You can’t just contextualise your way into liking buffalo wings from Dominoes” said another mate.

Earlier today, Tom was seen finishing the wings cold the next day, claiming they “still go alright” while insisting he’s “totally sane and not just in the middle of a manic episode”

He has since been quietly ignored from future food decisions,  friends admit they may still order the wings just to see the quality and just how far down the rabbit hole their friend has fallen

This incident has left the group wary of any future opinions from Tom.