Teal Politics Infiltrates North Korea As Highly Educated Girlboss Tipped To Become Next Dictator

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SMASH THE PATRIARCHY: The uniquely Australian disruption to centre-right politics appears to be spreading globally, as the 'Teal' phenomena begins to take hold in similarly impenetrable political regimes.

The 'Teal Movement' refers to a political trend that began with the 2022 Australian Federal election, where the reigning party saw their once safe patriarchy handed over to highly educated corporate women who espoused modern political ideals.

What was initially thought to be a 'flash in the pan' protest vote, the Teals returned in 2025, further increasing their hold on Australian democracy.

Supported by Australian billionaire Simon Holmes-A-Court and Climate 200, the Teal MPs advocate for integrity in government and gender equity - as well as their own individual political causes

While countries like the UK and Canada have attempted to emulate this popular alternative to chauvinist reactionary politics, former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau lacked the female political intuition, on top of his problematic history of political incorrect party tricks. UK Prime Minister Liz Truss only last 44-days due to the fact that she did not come from a prominent political family.

However, it seems that Asia may be more receptive to Teal politics, as news spreads that the teenage daughter of Kim Jong-un, the North Korean dictator, is close to being designated as the country’s future leader.

Kim Jong-un's daughter would extend the family dynasty to a fourth generation. This kind of political pedigree mirrors the Australian Teals, many of which come from generational Liberal Party stock.

The highly educated North Korean girlboss, believed to be named Kim Ju-ae, is known for wearing luxury designer brands - and her deep-seated hatred of Hard Rated alcopops. With social media already banned in North Korea, she would be most likely focused on increasing the jurisdiction of the nation's Federal ICAC.

Simon Holmes-A-Court has refused to comment on whether or not he has played any role in the political shift taking place in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. However the spike in resin-jewelry sales in the nation's coastal townships indicates the turning of a tide.