Sydney Beaches Turn Black As Malabar Sewage Plant Unable To Withstand Sudden Strain Of Guinness Bogs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sydney's beaches have turned black this afternoon, as the costal suburbs with significant Irish
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United States Military Absolutely Edging After Sending A Few Rockets Into Yemen
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The men behind the United States military are today one touch away from climaxing. With their
Dumbass Ranger Trying To Give Local Man A Parking Fine Doesn’t Realise That The 10th Paragraph Of Magna Carta Literally Says All Traffic Fines Are Legally Invalid
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local parking ranger has today received quite a shock, after being treated to an informal
King Charles Deeply Concerned The Man Checking His Enlarged Prostate Might Have Fingers Like His
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An inside source of the royal family has informed The Advocate that King Charles has some
Italian PM Calls For A Return To ‘Pax Romana’ As Levant Was Most Peaceful As Part Of The Roman Empire
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the world leaders continue to sit on their hands over the ongoing conflict in Palestine,
Trump Gets His Groove Back With More Fake Tan Than A Divorced Mum In First Bodybuilding Competition
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Former US President and probable next US President Donald Trump is off and running, in his
DVA Still As Woefully Shithouse As They Were 50 Years Ago Despite Our Submarines Costing $400B
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite the millions of dollars spent on endless inquiries into the institutional failings that have let
97% Of Tasmania Now In Line To The Danish Throne After Princess Mary Becomes Queen
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The island republic of Tasmania is kicking 2024 off with a bang, it can be confirmed
“Holy Shit. This Has Gotta Stop” Says Albo After Reading Folder Titled ‘Gaza’ That Sat On Desk For 60 Days
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Anthony Albanese has today joined the Prime Ministers of New Zealand and Canada in a joint
Taylor Swift Makes A Bold Statement: “Free P.. Free Pale.. Free Pale Ales For Concert Dads!”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After launching a record-shattering global tour and becoming the world’s most-streamed musical artist of the
Kissinger’s Posthumously Released Spotify Wrapped Surprisingly Reveals Aussie Duo As Top Artist
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some news that nobody on the face of the earth saw coming, it’s been
Tributes Flow For One Of The World’s Most Beloved War Criminals: “Dead At 100, Far Too Late”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Tributes are today pouring in for one of the titans of modern history, Doctor Henry Kissinger.
Ridley Scott Wastes $200 Million In Futile Attempt At Making Greatest Napoleon Movie Of All Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man behind a swathe of classic and well loved movies has this year wasted a