Sydney’s Good Boys On The Verge Of Nervous Breakdowns After Nightly Vivid Fireworks
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Inner Sydney's good boys are on the brink of complete mental collapse as Vivid&
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Highly Paid Pissheads Who Only Work In Canberra For Half The Year Actually Achieve Something
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian public have been left in a state of shock this week, after learning about
Drought-Stricken Farmer In Ice-Ravaged Town Comforted By PM’s New Plans For Mars Exploration
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A rapidly ageing farmer has had a moment of Zen this week. The 34-year-old
“I Reckon Roosters Are Favourites” Says Professional Gambler
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local handicapper, Ernie Coughlan (45), has today graciously filled in his close-knit circle of halfwit
“Sneakerhead” Coworker Surprises Office By Revealing He’s Also A Massive Wu-Tang Fan
LOUIS BOURKE | Culture| CONTACT During an after-hours work and self-loathing session, office worker Chris Guest (33) learnt something
New Study Finds Original Use For Milk Crates Was To Move Dairy Products Around
FRANKIE DeGROOT | NSW | CONTACT Although Milk Crates have a multitude of uses, the humble furniture and self-defence item was
NRL Provides Hazmat Decontamination Tent For The Dally Ms Anti-Vax Table
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NRL was on show last night as the stars of the rugby league, from players
Instagram Model At Dally Ms Quickly Checks Phone To Remember Name Of The Bloke She Came With
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As was expected, Horden Pavillion was chocka-block with glitz, glamour and Gore-Tex implants as
Sydney Apartment Owners Advised To Keep A Few Acrow-Props In The Cupboard Just In Case
FRANKIE DeGROOT | NSW | CONTACT Acrow-prop sales in NSW have soared by 20% following recommendations from the SES that having
School Kid Chucking A Sickie Becomes Well Acquainted With New York City’s Small Claims Courts
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Free TV Australia today released their 2019 census on the everyday Aussie’s viewing habits. Though
Pop Really Missing Virginia Trioli
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Betoota retiree, Victor Stamolis (81) is reportedly not yet through the grieving stage of Virginia
Cameraman Responsible For Informercial ‘Before’ Footage Finally Invests in Colour Camera
FRANKIE DeGROOT | NSW | CONTACT The infomercial industry is reeling this week, on news that famed “Before” cameraman Harvey Walterson has
Recent School Leaver Debuts ‘Ironic’ Moustache
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Recent school leaver Tom Wells has decided that his first act of rebellion will be an