Can We Just Let Alan Kohler Or Someone Do A Celebrity Budget Next Year?
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A radical solution to a major fiscal problem has been floated this week, on the eve
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Wrestling Is Fake You Fucking Idiot, Says Nation’s Older Sisters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s annoyed teenage older sisters have today insisted that the World Wrestling Entertainment franchise is
Sky News Panelists Outraged By Updated Nursery Rhyme Lyrics In “Old McDonald Had A Wind Farm”
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A group of Sky News panelists experienced what they referred to as ‘the worst outrage ever’
Report: Dog Booties Most Adorable Form Of Animal Abuse
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Animal rights activists are more empowered than ever before as white people rush to support a
“I’m The Big Dog” Says Bloke Who Isn’t The Big Dog
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An ambitious local man has been campaigning on-and-off for several years now with a self-given nickname
Local Woman Begins Comparing Hand Sizes With Crush In A Last Ditch Effort To Drill It Home
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT An impromptu picnic in the park session has today seen a potential match engage in a
OPINION: “I’m Not A Racist, Some Of My Best Toys Are Golliwogs!”
ANTHONY SOCKET | Conservative Opinions | CONTACT There’s a saying that goes ‘you’re never too old for toys’ but can
Entrepreneur From Hometown Finally Settles On A Business Idea That Isn’t A Pyramid Scheme
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local girl that you haven’t really heard much about since she briefly moved to
Border Lockdown: Furious Victorians No Longer Allowed To Drive To Tasmania
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact In another body blow for Victoria, Tasmania has officially closed the border to Victorian motorists,
Local Dog Stops Thunderstorm With Powerful Bark
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A popular Betoota Ponds golden retriever has reportedly stopped a local thunderstorm this afternoon by barking
Cuteness Overload! This Childless Young Professional Thinks He’s Actually Tired!
ELLIE LONGBEACH | Home | Contact Drop everything, everyone! Speaking candidly to The Advocate this afternoon, a local buyers agent said he
Local Man Hits Happiest Low Point As Kebab Shop Guy Asks If He’s Having ‘The Usual’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After a long day at work, featuring an early start, late finish and a passive-aggressive office-wide
Cheap Hose Fitting Counting Down The Hours Until It Can Make It Look Like You’ve Wet Your Pants
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact A cheap hose fitting has confirmed that it really is counting down the hours until