Adelaide's Motels Prepare For Influx Of Ugly People Sex Ahead Of Labor Party's National Conference
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Some of Australia's least aesthetically pleasing citizens are descending upon the South Australian capital
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Back-Stabbing Nationals Say Any Cut-Through Is Good Cut-Through
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Nationals who knifed former leader Michael McCormack in the back have broken their
ICC Announce Next World Test Championship Will Be Played In Darwin During January
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the final of the World Test Championship looks set for a rather bleak end, the
John Howard Says That Time Heaps Of Drunk Racists Went To Cronulla To Bash Arabs Wasn’t Racist
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT IF ANYTHING IT WAS ANTI-RACIST: The Former PM who dehumanised refugees with made-up stories
Hungover Acting PM Moves Motion In Parliament House To Declare That Blue Is The Best Powerade
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT DON’T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS: George Christensen is the first LNP member to throw his
Barnaby Celebrates Pay Rise With Mega Meatlovers Pizza And Lava Cake From Dominoes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After reclaiming the Nationals crown this morning, the new king of the party is reportedly celebrating
Acting PM: “That Might Do Us For The Day Gentlemen, What Do We Reckon? Mooseheads?”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Acting Prime Minister of Australia, Barnaby Joyce MP has decided that that’s enough for
McCormack Says Raving Inner-City Latte Sippers Are To Blame For His Own Party Ousting Him
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Nationals side of the Coalition government shoehorns Barnaby Joyce into the role of Acting
“Yeah Fucken Oath Mate Labor Supports Coal Jobs In Central Queensland, Too,” Says Albo
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce was re-installed as party leader after Scott Morrison
2 Days Into His 14 Day Quarantine, Scotty Begins Wondering If His Little UK Jaunt Was Worth It
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 2 days into his 14 day isolation in Canberra, it seems Scott Morrison is being forced
The Deputy Prime Minister Of Australia: “I’m Back, You Cunts”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Minutes ago it was confirmed that the Member For New England, Barnaby Joyce has been named
Bloke Who Had Deadly Spicy Cough Just Last Week Somehow Able To Win US Open
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Spanish man who got kissed by the Pangolin just last week has somehow
5am Quest To Keep The Party Going Brought To A Depressing End By Distant Caw Of A Plover Bird
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A wise man once said ‘nothing good ever happens after 2:00 am’ – and the exact