Maker Of World's Shittest Cars Announces Australian Exit Because Nobody Is Buying Their Shit Cars Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Global conglomerate carmaker Stellantis has this week decided to stop selling Fiats in Australia
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Random Teary Selfie From Mate Suggests Date Didn’t Go Too Well
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A late-night message sent to the girl’s group chat suggests local woman Shannon Neilson
Barnaby Says iPads In The Car Are Preventing Children From Seeing Plight Of Aussie Farmers
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With Prime Minister Scott Morrison hiding in his room with a stack of Captain Cook magazines,
Local Man Stashes MiniDisc Player In Storage Just In Case Of Cyber Apocalypse
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local pub musician Jeremy Coleman (38) has taken lockdown as an opportunity to continue his lifestyle
Bloke Falls Asleep At Kick On Holding Vape Like Innocent Baby With A Bottle
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a display of adorable gluttony, local bloke Creagan Luff (32) has fallen asleep at kick
Local Woman Has Had Adele Stuck In Her Head For 5-10 Years
INGRID DOULTON | Culture | Contact On the surface, Hospital Supplies Coordinator Michelle Fuller (39) appears to be a healthy, well-adjusted
Albo Shoots Gun Indiscriminately Into Crowd During Press Club Address To Get Some Air Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The media blackout of the Opposition continues today even after leader Anthony Albanese fired
PM: “These Lockdowns Will Prevent The Liberal Party Voter From Dying Before The Election”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister broke his week-long silence this morning to explain why and
Victoria Fear Growing Bondi Cluster Means They Can’t Say “You Don’t Know What We Went Through”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Victorians are believed to be growing worried that today’s spike up to 31 new cases
Sydney Developer Rushes To Dissolve His Wife’s Construction Company After Miami Condo Collapse
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local multi-mutli-millionaire is desperately trying to tie up some lose ends today, as
Scotty From Marketing Finally Fronts Media After Hiding Out For 4 Days: “How Good Was Origin!”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After almost an entire week of radio silence, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today held a
Brisbane Facing Critical Shortage Of Gone In 60 Seconds Blu-Rays As Premier Extends Lockdown
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT LOCKDOWN IS HARD ENOUGH: Brisbane residents are today reporting that the city’s lockdown measures have
‘Just The High Interest Credit Card Thanks Mate’ Laughs Bloke Like It’s 2010
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has caused his mates to shake their heads, after a questionable financial