Escalating Tensions In Middle East Causes Local Dad To Tell Daughters To Go Fill Up A Tank Right Now!
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local dad has today let his dad instincts take over. Graham Poulter (63) from our
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Seasoned Crypto Investor Comforts Friend Going Through His First Sharemarket Correction
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A middle-class bloke in a Politix suit who is largely devoid of any real personality has
Trendy Cafe Praised For Providing Knives That Can Actually Cut Through These Blocks Of Cement
EFFIE BATEMAN | LIFESTYLE | CONTACT A Betoota Grove cafe has today been praised for providing utensils strong enough to cut through
Rogan Escalates Neil Young Feud By Naming Next Vaccine Focussed Episode ‘The Needle And The Damage Done’
EFFIE BATEMAN | LIFESTYLE | CONTACT In what was truly a wildcard entry for the first month of the year, rockstar Neil
Boomer Understands Supermarket Staff Aren’t To Blame But Someone Needs To Get Yelled At
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Like many Australians, local shopper Terry Newton (66) has not been able to pick up all
Scotty Manages To Ruin Fairly Basic Australia Day BBQ By Only Ordering Enough Snags For Himself
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As hundreds of thousands marched in the streets in protest yesterday, the Morrison Government held the
Male Quick Bowler Ruled Out With Mild Side Strain Looks On As Beth Mooney Plays With Broken Face
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A fringe Australian Test player who’s been sidelined repeatedly this summer with a myriad of
Local Patriot Acting Like There’s Only A 24 Hour Window For Him To Fire Up the Barbecue Each Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the sun sets on the 26th day of the month of January, a local patriot
White Guy At Invasion Day Rally Wonders If They’d Be Cool With Him Throwing Up A Fist Too
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local Indigenous ally Barney Prince (32) felt a tad too chummy today while attending an Invasion
PM Defends Our Patriotic Right To Uphold 244 Year Tradition Of Spreading Diseases At Australia Day Parties
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT To say Scotty From Marketing is disappointed with Australians is an understatement, even though at this
Local Leftie Absolutely Rattled By Facebook ‘On This Day’ Reminder
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Deciding that a day spent at home playing video games and drinking wine will definitely send
Scotty From Marketing’s Photographers Sacked For Not Telling Grace Tame To ‘Give Us A Smile Love’
EFFIE BATEMAN | LIFESTYLE | CONTACT Today it can be revealed that the Morrison government’s world class propaganda machine is not
Report: Tuesday Frisbees Getting The Nod Tonight
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT With the silly season well and truly coming to an end, many Aussies are trying their