Escalating Tensions In Middle East Causes Local Dad To Tell Daughters To Go Fill Up A Tank Right Now!
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local dad has today let his dad instincts take over. Graham Poulter (63) from our
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Qantas CEO Alan Joyce Tells Mark McGowan: “Oiy Ghatta Lheok Afteh Moy Fooken Sharrholdars, Boddy!”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Qantas CEO Alan Joyce has distanced himself from remarks he made earlier today about the West
“Excuse Me Sir, What Are You Doing In This Salon? Please Stop Touching That Woman’s Hair!”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hairdressers in a Mornington Peninsula salon have been left in a state of shock today, after
Neil Young Boycotts NOVA Over Fitzy Spreading Misinformation About How Good He Was At Footy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Famous American folk singer Neil Young wants the Nova Radio Network to choose: Fitzy or him.
Scotty From Marketing Now On Par With Johnny Sins For Amount Of Different Jobs He’s Tried Out
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Scott Morrison has today been photographed playing hairdresser, in what is yet another bizarre ploy to
Dutton Tells People Of FNQ They Should Get Emergency Updates From Their Local Triple M Station Because The ABC Just Can’t Be Trusted
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has ramped up his cold war against the ABC today
Josh Frydenberg Scrolls Back Through His Text Messages With Gladys Just In Case
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The revelations that a cabinet minister describing The Prime Minister as a “psycho” in a text
School Captain Didn’t Really Do Much With Himself After Final Assembly
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A former golden boy from one of the district’s most exclusive selective high school in
“Oh Yeah, It’s The Starter Motor For Sure,” Says Some Scarf-Wearing Khunt Who Doesn’t Know Fucken Anything
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two blokes got into a bit of a blue after their little red car broke down
Aged Care Minister Colbeck Tells Senate To Relax, All Those Oldies Had A Good Innings Anyway
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Richard Colbeck has today told the nation to just calm down a little bit. Facing calls
Greg Hunt Says Nobody Called PM A ‘Psycho’ Because He’s A Great Guy With Impeccable Social Skills
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT HE HAS DONE NOTHING TO EARN THAT TITLE: Health Minister Greg Hunt has today decided that
Toddler Marvels At Roofer’s Ability To Smoke Entire Rollie Without Taking It Out Of His Mouth
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An Australian rite of passage has taken place in Betoota Heights today, as four year old
Cricket Australia Board Meet To Discuss How They Can Run A Fuck On Their Negotiations With JL
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some of the most self-interested sirloin-eating barnacles that cling to the walls of corporate boxes around