Escalating Tensions In Middle East Causes Local Dad To Tell Daughters To Go Fill Up A Tank Right Now!
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local dad has today let his dad instincts take over. Graham Poulter (63) from our
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Bloke Hobbling Into Pub Wearing Moon Boot In February Must Really Know How To Party
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local ‘Sesh Lord’ is turning heads this afternoon, hobbling into the front bar
‘Undercover Boss’ Remake Cancelled After Nation’s CEOs Refuse To Experience Frontline Work
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Fans of early ‘10s TV have a whole new reason to be depressed this week as
Lily Allen Rotation Suggests Break Up Wasn’t The Cleanest
LOUIS BURKE| Culture | CONTACT Housemates of Betoota construction worker Shardi Bean (31) have figured that things might not be going
Did You Know: The Gold Coast Has Had A Team Playing In The AFL For 11 Years
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Fun fact of the day time! The Gold Coast has actually had a professional Australian Rules
Gladys’ Move To Optus Receives Patchy Reception – Especially In Regional Areas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The former New South Wales Premier Gladys Berejiklian is going to work for Optus, which has
60 Minutes To Showcase The Cool Ukulele Scotty Picked Up In Hawaii While Our Homes Were Burning
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One would assume that Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing would be working hard to avoid any
Good Thing Vapes Were Made Illegal, Says Nation’s High Schools
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Although it is clear that this government can shit the bed in just about any way
Dutton Pumps Himself Up For Another Hard Day Of White-Anting With Some Joel Turner & The Modern Day Poets
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Defence Minister popped his headphones on this morning because there’s only so much time
PM Hospitalised With Exhaustion After Completing A Full Day Of Work Lobbying For The Church
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has been rushed to hospital after experiencing what has been described
Good News! We Can Keep Calling These Losers A Bunch Of Bible Bashing Pedo Protectors
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Lovers of discriminating against religious people are walking tall this afternoon, after it was revealed we
PM Heads To The Pub For A Hahn Light Shandie After Tough Day And Runs Into The Last Person He Wants To See
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our Bloke-In-Chief has had a pretty rough day and like nearly every red-blooded working man, that
Report: What An Absolute Waste Of Everyone’s Fucking Time And Money
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For the last few weeks, the government has been trying to pass legislation that will either