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Canberra’s Media Gather To Hear Gas Escape From From An Old Beanbag At The National Press Club
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact At the National Press Club this afternoon, Canberra’s media enjoyed a nice lunch and refreshments
Nation’s Old Codgers Begin Fantasising About What They’d Say To That Fucken Goose If He Walked In Here
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s cranky senior pensioners have today been inspired to tear strips off the Prime Minister,
Local Pub Ups The Price Of House Schooners To $7.80 As A Result Of War In Ukraine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Betoota Heights Tavern has today responded to the negative publicity surrounding a significant change at
Scotty Asks The Quiet Australians To Please Be A Bit Quieter
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister received an all-mighty spray from a Quiet Australian in Newcastle yesterday which has
Feminist Ally Scotty Asks The Girls In His Office If They Require Any ‘Flood Stoppers’ While He’s At Woolies
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT As news spreads of Prime Minister Scott Morrison stating that he stands up for women, he’
Feminist Ally Scotty Pauses Mid Meeting To Tell Colleague He Absolutely LOVES Her Outfit Today
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister has sensationally become a feminist ally today, after revealing that he intervened in
Sharma Distances Self Even Further From Liberals By Removing His Own Name And Face From Posters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Prime Minister Morrison takes body blow after body blow from his own MPs throwing him
Ambitious Cook Tries His Luck With The Waitress After A Ten Hour Stint In The Kitchen
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A gastro pub cook has today shown he has little common sense or way with women,
Barnaby Visits The Beavers Again At The Zoo Because Only They Understand His Love For Dams
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has spent the morning at The National Zoo in Canberra where
Report Finds That Humiliating Your Own Party In The Courts May Result In Leaked Text Messages
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new report has found that going to court with your own party’s rank and
Governor-General David Hurley Ponders Calling This Motherfucker Himself As Election Deadline Looms
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The retired General who represents HM The Queen in our parliament is wondering today if he’
Albo Tells Farmers Conference A Lot Of Voters In Marrickville Also Weren’t Keen On Howard Gun Laws
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the National Party continues to distance themselves from Scott Morrison ahead of the 2022 Federal