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Albo Emerges From Isolation With Promise To Put ASIO On The Trail Of The Yuppie Dog Who’s Been Poisoning The Greens Down At Marrickville Golf Club
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Anthony Albanese has emerged from COVID isolation this morning and straight into a number
ALP Chain Shorten To Bar Of The Footscray Hotel And Tell Him To Just Sink Pints For Next 3 Weeks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian Labor Party experience a lift in the polls in the third week of
Selfless Bloke With Well-Documented Work Ethic Fires Shots At Middle Aged Man For Getting Sick
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man recognised as the hardest worker in the country has today won over a few
“Come On, You Purple Bastard!” Scotty Says To His Sims Genie Looking For Election Miracle
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has turned to a virtual genie this morning in his latest bid to
Local Man Keeps Bricks On Window Sill To Throw At People Who Put Dog Shit In His Wheelie Bin
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Dog owners have been put on notice down one French Quarter street today not to put
Albanese Reminds Italian Voters That He’s Still One Of Them With Mob Boss-Themed InStyle Shoot
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A OFFER THEY CAN’T REFUSE: Anthony Albanese has today ditched the inoffensive chinos and button
Abbott: “Not These Freaks Again. I Can’t Go Anywhere Anymore”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott almost had his morning hijacked yesterday when he ran into the
Specialist Running Stores Enjoy Unexpected Boom Thanks To Influx Of Faux Hiking Hipsters
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A specialist running store has sold out of high-end trail shoes this week, all
PM Says Wages Will Only Rise In A Strong Economy, After The Pandemic, During A War With China
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT During a live press conference in Rockhampton this morning, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has finally
Albo Twists The Knife In Moderate Liberals By Announcing New Tax On Woven Leather Shoes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Anthony Albanese is spending his last morning in COVID isolation announcing a swathe of
RBA Governor: “Christ Alive, I’ve Really Gone And Shit The Bed This Time. I’m Totally Fucked. I’m Fucking Fucked.”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Reserve Bank Governor Philip Lowe has conceded this afternoon that he’s put himself in quite
National Party Tells Rogue Matt Canavan To Pull His Fivehead In
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Queensland Nationals Senator Matt Canavan has been told to fall in line today, after deciding to