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PM Wonders If Spending $250 On Another Extravagant Curry Will Convince Voters He’s One Of Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the saying goes ‘if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it’. This mantra appears
Tim Wilson MP Chucks Another Rich Boy Tantrum After Goldstein Voter Compares Him To King Joffrey
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The propagandists at the Herald Sun and Sky News are in panic mode this week, after
Ed Husic MP Willing To Debate Liberal Opponent At Blacktown Station, 9PM, No Cameras, No Blades
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the election campaign heats up in the suburban outskirts, Scotty From Marketing is appearing at
Barnaby Shares Pics Of His Energy Drink And Whole Side Of Smoked Salmon Lunch-On-The-Go
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The unsinkable Barnaby Joyce has shared a few candid images of his lunch today as the
Older Voter So Terrified Of Change He’s Now Questioning Own Definition Of Absolute Incompetence
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Last election was an easy decision for local post-war voter Dickie Smythe (68). It was either
Libs: If We Make It Easier To Buy A Home, Who Will Pay Off Our Investment Property Mortgages?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The social caste system that is the Australian property market is under threat, says the Liberal
Frydenberg Now Worried About Losing Seat After Miscalculating His Support By 60 Billion Votes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT If you read any of the weekend editions of The Age or Sydney Morning Herald over
Granola Order Immediately Regretted As Bacon & Egger Wofts By
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local diner Sofia Mandrill (28) has learnt the true meaning of regret today after ordering granola
Scotty Brings Literal Dead Cat To Press Conference
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With the federal election now less than a month away, some Australians are waiting for Scotty
Local Dads Watch In Jealously As Cul-De-Sac Introvert Ushers In Delivery Of New In-Ground Pool
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most pleasant cul-de-sacs has crowned a new King this morning,
“Bet It’s That Banksy Fella” Mutters Cultured Tradie As He Marvels At Truck Found Stuck In The CBD
EFFIE BATEMAN | Local News | Contact It’s not often that you can surprise local man Phil McCann. Described as ‘unflappable’
Shithole City Sooking About Calls For Grand Final To Be Taken Away From Their Shithole Stadium
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The largest cesspit known to mankind is carrying on this week, it can be confirmed. Spearheaded