Vegas Bartenders Forced To Quickly Learn How To Make A ‘VCR’ After Newcastle Knights Fans Pull Into The Strip
KEITH T. DENNET | New South | Contact n great news for US-Australian relations, a heartwarming exchange of cultures is bringing our
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Report: Well This Is Just Sad
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT LOWEST LOWS: In a last ditch effort to remind Australians just how badly our national security
Liberal Campaigner Applies Hand Sanitiser After Hand Shake With Visibly Working Class Voter
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A young man from Betoota Grove, our town’s version of Mosman, Ascot or Toorak, has
Puffer Jacket Chode Feels Ripped Off After Buying A $5 Democracy Sausage At Under-Funded State School
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young man who’s spent 32 years living in his entrepreneur father’s shadow has
Inner-City Liberal Volunteer Receives Final Snide Remark And Eye Roll From Yuppie Teal Couple As Polls Close
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Someone’s son put on a brave face today as young couple after young couple rolled
Local Micro-Influencer Posts Photos Of Election Queue To Let Everyone Know She Compulsorily Voted
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Instagram celebrity has let all her followers know that she has voted
Big Unit Gladly Supports School Election Bake Sale By Inhaling Three Of His Old Year 3 Teacher’s Fairy Cakes
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local big man is enjoying the sweet taste of democracy this morning, stopping
AEC Warns Democracy Sausages Will Be A Little Smaller Due To The Cold Weather
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some startling news, those looking to indulge in a democracy sausage may be left feeling
“At Least Ya Know What Ya Get With The Libs” Says Man With Rather Impressive Pain Threshold
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has today revealed an impressive fact about his character. Speaking to our
Barnaby Enjoys A Couple Cold Jars After A Long Election Race Against Nobody In Particular
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for New England has told reporters in Armidale this afternoon that his fate is
Report: Cabbie Reckons This Bloke’s Done
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local small business-owner from Betoota Heights has today willingly offered his election predictions, while transporting
“You Promised Australia You’d Change!” Says Poor Jenny After Seeing Scotty’s Search History
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Trouble in almost paradise was stirred this week as Jenny Morrison made the morality-killing mistake of
Local Man Does A Lap Of Daunting Fresh Food Aisle Before Jetting Back Out Towards Thai Joint
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights office worker has today decided to bite the bullet and spare himself the