“Should We Perhaps Get Some Tinted Windows On These Rovers?!” Growls King Charles
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT King Charles has once again queried staff at Buckingham Palace, wondering if it would be possible
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3rd Melbourne Airport To Be Built In The Even More Convenient Location Of Ballarat
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Infrastructure Victoria has today announced they have plans to make flying to the allergy capital of
Jetstar Shocked Man Has The Hide To Complain About Being Stranded In Bali For 18 Days
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Jetstar has confirmed rumours this morning that it has indeed been unable to repatriate a man
Peter Dutton Hits The Victorian Campaign Trail And Begins Door-Knocking In Melbourne’s Fitzroy Area
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Hello, lefties,” said Opposition leader Peter Dutton. “Do you have a minute to talk about the
Rinehart Pivots Philanthropic Efforts Into Harvesting All Sea Life From The Ocean With Newly Built Recycling Plant
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As every talking head in Australia continues to weigh in on the Netball Australia drama, the
“Regions Pay The Price For Budget Cuts” Say Nats After Labor Axe Dubbo Light Rail
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The people of Dubbo are feeling indifferent today after the Federal Government announced the proposed $4bn
Heaven Ambassador Jesus Christ Confirms It’s Ark Szn
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Heaven’s Ambassador to Earth, Jesus Christ, has confirmed to The Advocate today that it is
Old English Font Now Purely Reserved For High School Shakespeare Essays And Postcode Tattoos
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A recent report by the World Font Foundation (WFF) has determined that the Old English font
Advice Column | Forget Diet And Exercise. What You Need Is More Money And Status
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT They say fit is the new rich. Poor people, that is. But as Australia’
“Wow, This Place Sucks,” Says Sydney Shitebag Finally Checking Out Barangaroo
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Paul Keating’s lasting legacy on the country is a casino district beside
UK Prime Minister Liz Truss Pulls A Mal Meninga
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Liz Truss will become the shortest-serving prime minister in Britain’s history after simply pulling a
Renting Losers Curious To See What Will Happen If They Keen Spending Frivolously In The Economy And It Keeps Running Hot Which Puts Upward Pressure On Inflation And Interest Rates Causing The Housing Market To Continue Freefall Back To Reality
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two renting losers from our town’s battler belt are curious to see what will happen
Local Girl Lets Colleagues Know She’s Still Jenny From The Block Blending Air Force 1s with Fitted Blazer
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local corporate has unleashed a personal rebrand this morning, as she undertakes a