“Should We Perhaps Get Some Tinted Windows On These Rovers?!” Growls King Charles
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT King Charles has once again queried staff at Buckingham Palace, wondering if it would be possible
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Labor Refuses To Crack Down On Tax-Dollar-Bludging Bums Who Do Nothing But Get Pissed Every Day
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Labor Government has today faced stinging criticism for its facilitation of dole-bludging cheats who live
Barnaby Reminded Again That The Fish In Parliament’s Fountain Aren’t There To Eat His Feet Skin
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The unsinkable Barnaby Joyce has received another written warning from Parliament House for putting his feet
Medibank To Cover Costs Of Changing ID Documents With Gap Payment And 12-Month Waiting Period
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Medibank Private has agreed to help clean the bed they shit in this week, telling their
8:30am Train To Work Cancelled After Old Tweets Resurfaced
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In the biggest scandal facing the rail industry, the 8:30am train to work has been
RBA Governor Philip Lowe Daydreams About Having Those Indian Cops With The Sticks Here For Christmas To Flog Naughty Shoppers Spending Frivolously In The Economy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The happy-go-lucky economist that runs the Reserve Bank of Australia has revealed that he had a
“I Guess You Guys Cancel Each Other Out Today” Thinks Local Man Seeing Feral Cat Eat A Myna Bird
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city worker enjoying a sandwich in Machattie Park today witnessed some bastard’s cat eating
Rural Cabbie Turns Out To Be An Aeronautical Engineer Still Waiting To Hear Back From Dutton
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Ajay Patel (36) is one of six Indians in the Western Queensland town of Opalcrims (population
Government Swears They’ll Pull Fossil Fuels Companies Into Line, They’ll Do It, Swear To God
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The people in charge of the country have this week confirmed that they are still trying
Pale White Boy Rocking Etnies Skate Shoes Either Computer Science Teacher or Ice Dealer
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An avid PC gamer is keeping Betoota locals on their toes this morning, given
‘Gamble Responsibly’ To Be Replaced By ‘Feed Your Fucking Kids’ Under New Regulations
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The poorest rich people in Australia have bid farewell to skiing for another year as the
Property Investors Say Falling House Prices Are The Worst Thing Because, Um, Because Of, Um…
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact At this year’s Property Investment Symposium at Betoota Lakes Conference Centre, well-respected property experts were
The Poorest Rich People Say Goodbye To Skiing For Another Year
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The poorest rich people in Australia have bid farewell to skiing for another year as the