Gen X Colleague Explains To New Junior That Light Ice Is Like Heaps Normal But For Grown Ups
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It's Friday drinks down at a Betoota Heights printing supply business and for one
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Dutton Begins Gruelling Task Of Modernising Liberal Party By Attending Pell’s Funeral
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Federal Opposition Leader has today rolled up his sleeves and set about trying
Pell Mourners Want Some Respect Because They’re Burying A Great Pedo Protector Today
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some old cunt from Sydney has asked protestors at St Mary’s Cathedral to “show some
Missing Radioactive Capsule Immediately Found By Truck Driver’s Mum After She Has A Proper Look
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some good news, it can be confirmed that the tiny radioactive capsule that went missing
Man Leaving Court All Of A Sudden Worried About Spreading Germs And The Glare
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man left court today after being convicted of a reprehensible offence that saw him
“Oh Great” Sighs Pell After Learning That He’s Bunking With Vlad The Impaler For Eternity
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian Catholic Church heavyweights, Murdoch media goons and the least PR-savy members of the
“Just Drop It Fuck Ya” – Short Mate Doesn’t Have An Issue With Being Vertically Challenged Okay
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It’s not fucking funny, alright. That’s the message that came out of a Betoota
RBA Boss Philip Lowe Suggests People Struggling To Service Mortgage On Their ColorBond Shitbox Should Talk To Their Bank About Why In Fuck’s Name They Let Them Borrow The $1.5m In The First Place
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Reserve Bank Chief Philip Lowe says he’s only playing the hand life’s given him
Pell Funeral Procession Accidentally Take Body To Cathedral Instead Of Landfill Where The Cunt Belongs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The NSW State Government has suffered yet another indignity this morning after the body of disgraced
Retiring Liberal MP Brad Hazzard Offers To Martyr Himself In ClubsNSW Foyer For Greater Good Of State
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet has had to both thank but distance himself from outgoing Liberal MP
ClubsNSW Not Doing A Good Job Of Explaining What The Fuck This Blood Money Actually Gets Spent On
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the issue of problem gambling at the centre of the NSW election, it appears that
Wealthy Homeowner Never Thought She Was Capable Of Violence Until Someone Left A Boat Outside Her House
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In the hills surrounding Lake Betoota, it’s not uncommon to see boats lining the streets
Kindergarten Teacher Sighs As First Wave Of Kids Called ‘Doja’ And ‘Dua’ Arrive
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Eyebrows are being raised in a demountable classroom at West Betoota Primary this morning