“Should We Perhaps Get Some Tinted Windows On These Rovers?!” Growls King Charles
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT King Charles has once again queried staff at Buckingham Palace, wondering if it would be possible
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South Australia Declares Day Of Mourning After Germany Gets Knocked Out Of World Cup
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The state of South Australia has today declared a statewide day of mourning, after Germany was
City Man Cuts The Shit And Just Puts His Email To Out Of Office This Afternoon
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today bitten the bullet and decided to fully embrace the end of
Local Woman Farewells Parents Going On Cruise Like They’re Going Off To War
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With the rising popularity of death ships sailing the seven seas, chock full of spicy cough
“Nobody Cares About Your Spotify Wrapped” Says Woman Whose Entire Social Media Footprint Consists Solely Of Baby Photos And Wedding Throwbacks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It didn’t take long for local Instagram addict Jess Mayer (33) to grow tired of
China Seems Like It’s On The Cusp Of Absolutely Nothing At All Happening Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact News out of China suggests everything is fine and nothing bad is going to happen there
Senator Jacinta Price Officially Promoted To ‘One Of The Good Ones’ By Her Redneck Overlords
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It seems there has been enough rain in regional Australia this year for the National Party
“Please God Let This Year End” Barnaby Says To Himself As He Daydreams About Taking That First Sip Of Ice Cold Tooheys New Down At The Pacific Hotel In Yamba
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A forgotten victim in today’s political games has already checked out mentally, he tells The
Gas Baron Assures Nation His Fossil Fuel Business Is Essential For Renewable Energy Transition
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Australia and the world is undertaking a once-in-a-century transformation in the way energy is generated and
Regional Pub Serving Curry With Chips Not Getting Michelin Attention They Deserve
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In further proof that life isn’t fair, an Australian regional pub is not getting the
Dad Still Regretting Not Saying G’day To King Wally At Milton Traffic Lights In 1997
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local dad says there’s not many things he regrets in this lifetime. Not many
RBA Governor Philip Lowe Apologises For Not Warning People That Real Estate Is A Gamble And Sometimes You Lose
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The softly-spoken finance nerd who controls our monetary destiny as Australians has apologised today for “honey-dicking”
“Bloody Hell! You’d Think I Shat On The Rug The Way He’s Carrying On!” Says Scotty On Facing Censure Motion
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison is facing a censure motion in Parliament over his controversial measures