Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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Cardinal Pell Dead At 81 Following Complications From Hip Surgery
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Cardinal George Pell has died in Rome aged 81 following hip surgery. The most senior Vatican
Bloke Calling Out How Pathetic Mainstream Journalism Is These Days Somehow The Bad Guy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prince Harry is under fire this week for pointing out that mainstream journalism is largely done
‘Oi Let’s Catch Up Before Work Starts’ Just Code For ‘Lets Suck As Much Piss As Possible, Today’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With a vast majority of Australians returning from their Christmas break and back into to work
Post-Christmas Stench Coming From Apartment Block Bins Almost Criminal At This Point
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians living in medium to high density housing can this week confirm that things are really
Betoota Advocate Staff Finally Return To Work After Dragging Out ‘Best Of 2022’ Well Into January
LIL SOOK | UNPAID INTERN | CONTACT The editors, field reporters and cadets of The Betoota Advocate have today finally returned to
Clogged Pacific Highway Resembles Toyota Dealership As Nations Cockies Begin LandCruiser Convoy Into Yamba
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The NSW Roads and Maritime Service has issued an emergency warning this morning, urging
Nation Shocked To Learn The A-League Has That Many Fans
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia is this weekend grappling with the fall out from a shocking incident during a local
Oi Just Shut Up For A Little Bit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The billionaire apartheid prodigy Elon Musk has this week once again reminded the world that trust
Man Not Sure If He’s Sleep Deprived Or Bandit Just Made An Extremely Off-Colour Joke About Identity Politics
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young father from our town’s Heights district found himself watching Bluey this morning at
What A Waste: Big Unit Never Played Footy Growing Up Because He’s From One Of Those Hockey Towns
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A strapping 197 centimetre picture of athletic prowess has today revealed that he’s never being
Robodebt Royal Commission Struggles To Fit All Of Scotty’s Former Ministries On The One Screen
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former PM Scott Morrison’s storied resume is making life very hard for the Robodebt Royal
“Why Am I Like This?” Man Asks Himself After Falling In Love With A Genderless 10-Foot-Tall Blue Alien Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has been left questioning everything this morning after a screening of Avatar