Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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‘I Feel Like A Tooheys’ Jingle Rings Through Man’s Skull Like Fire Alarm After Seeing Blue Cans
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A groundbreaking report has today confirmed a long held theory: The Australian male’s inability to
Centra Pop-Up Coming To Coogee Later This Year Bringing Cheap Chicken Rolls To Ireland’s 27th County
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Popular supermarket chain Centra is coming to Sydney later this year, with hopes to help beat
Hurry It Up Fuck Ya
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Coronation Of Prince Charles still hasn’t happened yet, it has been confirmed. After a
‘Builder Not Responsible For Starting Or Finishing Your Home’ Contract Clause Added To Protect Builders Operating While Insolvent
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Finally the government has pulled its finger out and actually done something to support our troubled
Nation’s Slobs Stoked For The Return Of No-Ironing Weather
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Right around the country, Australians have been told to prepare for an icy blast of heavy
People Worried About AI Taking Over And Killing Us All Obviously Haven’t Play AFL23 Yet
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some in the artificial intelligence community have expressed concerns recently that the technology is developing too
“This Better Be Worth It” Thinks Local Man After Shooting 36 Galahs For Heston Blumenthal Recipe
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man’s afternoon was busy, he says, walking through scrub on the edge
New Leader John Pesutto Sighs Loudly After Victorian Liberals Vote For An Inquiry Into Chemtrails
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The poor, poor man that has inherited the roaring binfire known as the Victorian Liberal Party
Owner Of Local CPAP Machine Shop Welcomes News Of Jenny Craig’s Collapse
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The owner of The CPAP Shop in the Betoota Heights Westfield has welcomed news that US
Scientists Discover First British Backpacker In North Queensland To Avoid Getting Sunburnt
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scientists are currently rushing to examine an exciting world first in North Queensland, after an incredible
13-Year-Old Going Cold Turkey On The Vapes Explodes Like A Boomer Quitting B&H Smooths In 1997
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former year 7 class caption of Betoota Flight Path Primary, Noah Kellett (13) has today undergone
Fuckboy Murdoch Fights Off His MD Comedown By Binging The Dark Knight Trilogy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After making the most of his first long weekend as an eligible bachelor, Fuckboy ‘Roo’ Murdoch