Anti-Vaxxer Ostracised By Their Community For Believing People Actually Flew By The Moon Last Week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A vaccine skeptic from our town's bohemian French Quarter has become persona non grata
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“This Will Solve Our Image Problem” Says Rugby’s Marketing Pigeon Signing Off On RM x Wallabies Collab
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The common rock pigeon responsible for marketing the game of rugby union in this country has
Chermside Man Will Make Decision On The Voice After Deciding Whether He’s BronxNation Or Phins Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “There’s too much going on” says North Brisbane diesel mechanic Kerry Cassar (34). Like every
Man Looking To Add New Dimension To Hangover Finds Himself A Fresh Deck Of Grey Market Chinese Darts
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Arriving in Brisbane earlier today for a long weekend of extended fun with old friends, local
“All The Aboriginals I’ve Spoken To Are Voting No” Says Sunshine Coast Property Developer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sunshine Coast property developer Raphael Simbly-Hassatall (68) is well known within the local business community for
Local Woman Rescinds Dry Lips Complaint After Mate Generously Offers Manky Tube Of Papaw Ointment
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman suffering a case of wind burn has had to downplay her suffering this morning,
Woman Who Left Church Wonders If It Was The Right Choice After Learning What “Scissoring” Is From A Kid’s Book
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local woman who left Betoota Heights megachurch, PreyClap, has been questioning her decision to do
Newy Bloke Ostracised By Childhood Mates After Returning From Sydney With Birks And Chinos Combo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Newy boy Tighe Carrington (34) never thought a three-year-contract at a Sydney medical supplies company
No Way, The Simpsons Also Predicted Rain Would Wash Out Day’s 4 And 5 Of The 2023 4th Ashes Test
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Simpsons have done it again, it can be confirmed today. The minds behind the Springfield
Dutton: “Another Royal Commission? We All Know What This Means. Liberals = Bad. Blah Blah Blah”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has rolled his eyes at the prospect of another Royal Commission, this
“Yeah Splendour Was Awesome” Says Colleague Returning To Work With A Thousand-Yard Stare
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The clinking of stainless-steel on porcelain was all that kept Julie Proctor company in the office
The Betoota Advocate’s Top 6 Reasons Why The Indigenous Voice Is A Bad Idea
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you haven’t been across the news lately, Australia’s media pundits and political
Road Trip Back From Splendour Enters 2nd Hour Of Complete Silence
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT If you had a pin, and were in Megan Grace’s 2014 Ford Focus, and you