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Local Midwife Has Baby Advice That Contradicts Everything The Other Midwife Said On Previous Shift

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A post-natal patient at Royal Betoota Base Hospital has told this masthead that

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Australian Media’s Intentionally Piss-Weak Referendum Coverage Means Nan Is Learning About Indigenous Voice Through A Grainy JPEG Of Albo Dressed As Joseph Stalin

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just days out from Australia’s ‘Indigenous Voice To Parliament’ referendum and Australia’s biggest media

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Report: You Probably Could’ve Given The J-Lo And Beyonce Photo Shoot A Miss, David

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The new Netflix documentary about the life and times of David Beckham has given audiences a

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Small Town Woman Still A Sucker For A Naughty Boy Who Drives Proton Jumbuck

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite moving on to bigger and better things in life, a local woman has

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Millennial Voter Who Has To Suffer The Indignity Of Listening To Her Housemates Have Sex At 32 While She Works 12 Hour Shifts To Pay Off Her Heavily Reindexed HECS Debt And Exploitive Quarterly Rent Rises In A Manipulated Political System That Is Engineer

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party ‘Don’t Know, Vote No’ campaign, which is aimed at confusing and frustrating

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Kamal’s Manager Smashes Singer’s Phone With Hammer To Prevent Him Weighing Into Crisis In The Middle East

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Pop-soul crooner Kamal played a show at Betoota Heights Workers Club last night

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India Too Good For Australia Overnight At The Thinking Man’s Cricket World Cup

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia were outclassed and outplayed in their first match of the thinking man’s

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Family’s Referendum Discussion Doesn’t Really Benefit Anyone After Aunt Brings Up New World Order

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 5 days until the nation goes to the ballot box, and families around the country are

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“Shame About This Oil Crisis” Says Rich Little Nerd Smelling His Own Farts In His Stupid Electric Car

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local electric vehicle owner has spoken of how much of a shame it

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New Neighbours Flex On The Whole Street With Some Peaceful But Relentless Wind Chimes Out Front

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Residents of Betoota Ramesses II Street have learnt there is a new alpha family in town

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Boomer Allowed To Make Fairly Racist Comments About Referendum Because Of His Unconfirmed Koori Mates

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The ‘tolerant’ left are quaking in their gender neutral shoes as a local No Voter has

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Stay-At-Home Dads And Lesbians Now At Centre Of Cost-Of-Living Crisis As Birkenstock Goes Public

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The economic pinch is reaching further into society as footwear company Birkenstock goes public meaning their