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Depressing News Cycle Lightened Up By News English Are Still Shit At Cricket

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Amidst the wall-to-wall news of wars, murders, famine, interest rates and a

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Sober Teenagers Punch On With Pissed Adults

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Holiday season is here! That’s what residents of the Sunshine Coast town of Argybargy were

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Dad Causes Irreparable Damage To Family Unit By Implying Underwhelming Surprise Is Taytay Tickets

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Beatlemania of Taylor Swift continues in Australia this week, months before the American pop singer

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Reckless Local Man Begins Pondering Whether Or Not He Should Spend His Only Spare Silly Season Friday At The Pub

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A French Quarter man has today found himself in a heated argument with the devil on

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Optus Offer Customers A Handful Of Really Valuable Magic Beans As Compensation For National Outage

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Embattled Australian telco provider Optus has gone above and beyond in their efforts to acknowledge the

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Oztag Loss Compounded By The Fact Opposition Has A Silly Team Name

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A round of post Oztag beers are failing to hit the sweet spot tonight

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Queenslander Visiting Sydney Imagines What This City Would Look Like If It Had Some Real Pubs

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Fitzroy River man, Graeme Kidston (59) has spent the last week in Sydney giving his waterpoof

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“Bottomless Brunch Is Great Value” Explains Girlfriend As If She Doesn’t Realise You Can Get A Family Sized Pizza And A Carton For Like 80 Bucks

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local woman is today being given a lesson in Boy Math. The impromptu crash course

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Filipino Neighbours Casually Sing The Shit Out Of Ja Rule & Ashanti’s ‘Mesmerize’ While Blind During 3am Karaoke Session

IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | Contact In a boozy spectacle that defied both time and sobriety, a group of Filipino mates

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Council Meeting Dedicates 45 Minutes To Local Boomer’s Increasingly Deranged Concerns About Society

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Last night’s Betoota Downs Council meeting went just about as well as anyone would have

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“Yeah So, That’ll Be $14 670.58” Says Vet Just Having A Guess How Much Doggo Cost To Fix

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter veterinarian pretty much made up the cost to fix a dog

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Bloke Warning Against ’15 Minute Cities’ Just Describing His Hometown Before It Was Gutted Of Industry And Services

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you are still recovering from the ‘Aboriginal Land Tax’ or any number of other