World Happiness Report Really Needs To Start Factoring In Weather
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recent report has revealed that the World Happiness Index really needs to start factoring weather
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Man Doesn’t Know It Yet But This Year, It Will Be Him Dying On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Herald Sun
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Somewhere in the City of Melbourne, a young man is heading to the races not knowing
Report: If We Ban Horse Racing, What Will Happen To Our Premier Menswear Brands?
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As research shows younger Australians are moving away from supporting the Melbourne Cup, premier menswear brands
Bank That Was ‘Just Passing On Interest Rate Hikes’ Somehow Makes $7.4 Billion Profit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the nation’s banking cartel has today revealed some interesting news. Westpac, one quarter
Owner Of Puppy-Farmed Border Collie Living In 1 Bedroom City Apartment Says Nup To The Cup
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Brunswick woman has today made sure to let all of the people in her echo-chamber
‘This Is Such A Good Film’ Says Bloke Putting On 3 Hr Movie Where Men Just Shout At Each Other A Lot
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A poor Betoota Heights woman has this week come to the conclusion that a lot of
“Might Do A November Cleanse” Says Man Whose Silly Season Begins With The Flemington Starter Gun
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man has been caught lying to himself today as he vocalises plans
Report: Mate Who Wants You To Try Food You Don’t Like Really Not Backing Down
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has this week found herself having a rather stupid argument with a mate,
Dumb and Dumber 3: Death To Hamas Debuts To Lukewarm Reviews
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Federal Member for Cook Scott Morrison has welcomed reviews of his latest diplomatic effort this
Please Stop What You’re Doing For 30 Seconds To Laugh At England Being Below The Netherlands
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT No matter how busy you are on this Monday morning, please stop whatever it is you
Serious Bloke With No Halloween Costumes Not Bringing Much To The Table Conversationally Either
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT As modern Australia continues to embrace the American tradition of Halloween, one local resident’s decision
“We Could Play Golf In The Morning” Suggests Naive Groomsman Who’s Never Had This Responsibility Before
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A space cadet mate has been referred to the Australian Wedding Crime Commission this
Victorian Police Finally Catch Up To Nation’s Mums And Begin Laying Charges Against Mushroom Lady
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As of yesterday, the arguably premature family Christmas preparations are no longer an immediate priority in