Pauline Warns Australians Can't Go To Lakemba Without Feeling Threatened By Enticing Aromas Of Bengali Chicken Tikka
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One Nation leader Pauline Hanson is currently at the meltdown stage that usually follows any surge
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Australia’s Climate Change Denying Politicians Now At The Point Of Blaming God For Fatal Heatwaves
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The impenetrable conglomerate of conservative politicians, who have worked hand-in-hand with Australia’s media families to
Pub Happy Hour Just Regular Schooner Prices From Six Months Back
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Savvy pub goers are increasingly aware of promotional tricks today as regulars of Betoota’s least
Chubby Baby Sits Up In Pram To Survey Her World Like A Gluttonous Ancient Warlord
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Betoota nanas and people watchers got an eyeful of demonic cherrubby goodness today as a local
USA Getting That Familiar Urge To Leave Another Country With Average Age Of 15 And No Libraries
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the leaders of the military money making world, the United States
Australia Launches Injunction To Stop European Winemakers From Using Passion Pop Name Unless It’s From Passion Pop Region Of The Cenny Coast
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Winemakers from the continent of Europe have today been dealt a significant blow, after a lawsuit
Chinchilla Man Refuses To Reveal Secret To Seedless Watermelons After Being Kidnapped In North QLD
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “NEVER!!!!!” he screams “You slackjawed hicks will have to kill me!!!!” The captors grow agitated. “You’
Barnaby Informs PM By Text That He’s Ready To Be Drought Envoy Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The unsinkable Barnaby Joyce has thrown his hat in the ring to be the government’s
Nation Patiently Waits For Documentary About The World’s Actual Greatest Pop Culture Power Couple
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT TV and sports fans in Australia have today issued a plea to all of the major
Local Englishman Who Claims To Love The ‘Banter,’ Not Loving It Very Much Today
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A marketing manager from our town’s most English enclave has today confirmed that he’s
Sober Mate Now Recommends Catching Up At The Pub That Does Disgraceful Eating Challenges
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a few long months off the piss, a local bloke is now perfectly comfortable heading
Hungover Bloke Immediately Regrets Snap Decision To Order Eggs Benny For First Time In A Decade
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A brittle local man is not making life easy for himself today, after a big night
Ageing Townie Remembers Time When Bored Teens Would Steal His Garden Hose And Not His Hyundai Like They Do Now
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man remarked to his friends this afternoon down at the River Road Hotel