Tradie Can Come Do That Job For Like 4 Times What It's Worth, At Some Point, When He Fucking Feels Like It - Take It Or Leave It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights chippy has today served up a nice dose of reality to a French
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Medical Experts Confirm Frenzal Rhomb Never Quite Leaves The System
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A study into the biological effects of music has confirmed that no matter what you do
Triple M Executives Begin Orgasming At News That ‘NRL Vegas’ Falls On Same Weekend As U2 At The Sphere
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The CEO of Triple M Diamantina has been forced to change his AC/DC
North Queenslander Stocks Up On 2 Days Worth Of Bottled Water
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The oh so resilient state of Queensland is once again preparing for another extreme weather event.
Oscar Awards Face Backlash For Not Nominating $145M Mattel Advertisement In Every Single Category
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT Box office smash Barbie has received eight Oscar nominations – but the fact that the $145
Bureau Of Meteorology Says You Know It’s A Bad Cyclone When It’s Got A Tuckshop Mum Name
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Premier Steven Miles says that it is critical that everyone in the warning zone was prepared
Nation Now Understands Why Morrison Didn’t Fuck Off Sooner After His 18 Month Lobbying Ban Ends Just In Time For Him To Take A Highly Paid Consulting Job With A Defence Company That Benefited Directly From The AUKUS Submarine Deal Which Cost Australians $
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Citizens of the nation of Australia have today been given a little bit of clarity around
1. Secretly Flying To Hawaii During A National Crisis, Lying To The Public And Refusing To Come Home Until It Became Clear His Job Was On Line
You’ve never been on a holiday have you? The bloke doesn’t hold a hose, and when he came back for some photos, all you lot did was hammer him for trying to get a good shot. This is was the darkest hour.
8 Times Scott Morrison Unfairly Copped A Bad Wrap From The Nation’s Stupid Blue Haired Lefties
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the sun sets on one of the most decorated political careers in our nation’s
Australian Voter Coulda Sworn This Bloke Had Fucked Off To Full Time Happy Clapping By Now
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Australia’s most iconic war-time Prime Ministers, Scott Morrison MP has today announced that
Scott Morrison Resigns From Politics To Take New Role As Leasing Agent At Ray White Caringbah
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison is on the move next month, resigning from politics to take
“Cops Always Pull Me Over For No Reason” Says Bloke Driving Poison Ivy Skyline With His Hoodie Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local man with an extensive criminal history of property damage and petty theft has today
Stanley Cup Generation Will Never Understand Going To School With A Cordial Bottle Full Of Frozen Water Wrapped In Tea Towel With A Rubber Band
HARVEY THOMAS | Outrage | CONTACT Since the 1950s, it is obvious to anyone with an adult brain that children know absolutely