"Oh, You Wouldn't Like This" Says Sultured Chinotto Guy
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A sophisticated man of class, taste and culture reckons "you wouldn't really like&
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Nepo Brother Humiliates Black Kid To Make Racist Viewers Feel Warm And Fuzzy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of Australia’s most notable Nepo Brothers has this week caused a stir in a
Finance Hack: Ordering The First Round As Schooners For Mates That You Know Will Move Onto Pints
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the cost of living crisis rolls on for another week, The Betoota Advocate has decided
“My Clothes Keep Shrinking” Says Frustrated Bachelor Who Keeps Tumble Drying Them
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local city man is today loudly voicing his opinions about an annoying issue in his
Government Leaves Bonza To Rot After Airline Fails To Offer Single Politician Free Lounge Access
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation is this week mulling over yet another failed attempt at breaking into the aviation
“This Is Appalling, I Like It” Says Melbourne Man After Kyle Shares Story About Losing Toy Car Up His Arse And Having It Come Out His Mouth A Week Later
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The debut of the Kyle and Jackie-O Show in Melbourne took an unexpected turn today as
“You Wouldn’t Believe It, But This Was All Underwater During The Floods” Says Queenslander Pointing To A Shallow River Bank Directly Next To A Monstrous Tidal Estuary
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Brisbane City continues an accelerated modernisation aimed at turning the Queensland capital from an isolated
Brisbane Dad Forces Family To Learn Entire Butterfingers Discography As He Begins Mourning The Zoo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Iconic Brisbane live music venue The Zoo will close after 32 years, in news that has
Masterchef Contestant Eliminated From Show For Not Having A Sleeve Or Scribble Tattoos
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a sad tale from the world of reality TV, a man’s dreams of celebrity
Barnaby ‘Baby Reindeer’ Joyce Forced To Block The Endless Calls From Gina Now That He’s Married
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Barnaby Joyce, the nation’s twice former Deputy Prime Minister is today considering changing his phone
ICU Nurse Still Renting At 32 Can’t Wait Until Liberals Let Her Spend All 30k In Her Super To Buy A 300k Home
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Australians come to terms with that fact that the nation’s political and media class
Government Commits To Spending 1 Submarine Periscope Worth Of Funding On Domestic Violence Crisis
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has today finally committed to do something more to combat the scourge of
“Think Of It Like A Cool Youth Hostel” Says City Law Firm Installing Sleep Pods For Junior Lawyers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A law firm in the immaculately paved streets of Betoota’s Old City District has today