Reminder For Your Italian Mates: Cape Verde Made The World Cup. Hahahaha.
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Today is April the 2nd. The day after April the 1st, when many pranks are played
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Dutton Announces New High-Speed Rail Policy Which He Says Will Be Fully Operational By 2031
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has kept the hits playing, by revealing a mind bending new policy
Gazman Quickly List Company On ASX In Attempt To Trick Naive Investors Into Thinking They’re The Burrito Guys
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Some of the brightest minds in Australian fashion have today made a bold play at capturing
Mental Health Warrior Goes From Screaming At Sport’s Betting App To Screaming At Waterfall
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Ford Raptor Driver has taken to social media today to let everyone know that
Red Eyed-Coworker That Keeps Yawning Is Either A Stoner Or Really Into Soccer
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local office worker Mitch Bromfield (30) is still trying to figure out if the new guy
Just Stop Oil Activists Accidentally Give The Big Orange in Berri A Much Needed Recoat
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The group of activists known as the Just Stop Oil collective have today been left with
Running Clubs Just A Poorer Millennial Version Of The Lycra Phase Their Parents Went Through
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It appears that after spending their early adulthood in lockdown, and their teenage years staring at
Caribbean Businessman Angus Taylor Cheers On West Indies Against England
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Shadow Treasurer and part-time Caribbean entrepreneur Angus Taylor was spotted cheering on his West Indies in
BOM’s ‘Feels Like’ Metric Clearly Based On A 10 Year Old Child’s Body Temp, Confirms 28YO Woman
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation collectively acknowledges that it’s not fucking warm, a local woman has today
Katter Says He’s Not Opposed To This Nuclear Reactor Plan So Long As It Remains Nationalised And We Get Some Bang For Our Buck But No Doubt Dutton And His Merry Gang Of Meatheads Will Instantly Offload These Reactors To Clive Palmer Or The Rineharts Or To
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Opposition leader Peter Dutton has today unveiled his long-awaited Nuclear Power plan that nobody really
Dutton Uses Power Of The Tick-Tock To Spruik Nuclear Policy To Gen-Z Who Might Actually Get To Use It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton is spruiking his nuclear energy policy to the generation that might actually
American Overlord On Call With Australian Office Is Just Completely Full Of Shit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A fledgling Betootacone Valley tech start-up has received a conference call this morning from some guy
Man Who Was Paralysed With Fear Over Lack Of Details About Indigenous Voice Provides A One-Page Media Release For His Half A Trillion Dollar Nuclear Plan
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The same man who was far too cautious to put his support behind the Indigenous Voice