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“Ive Got Burnout” Says Finance Bro Wearing Clothes Made By Bangladeshi Worker Who Does 72 Hour Weeks

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man from the wide leafy streets of Betoota Grove has revealed that he’s

Boomers Tell Albanese He Can Fuck Around With Negative Gearing And Find Out How Low They Will Go

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The uniquely Australian voting demographic that has put self-interest at the centre of every single

Jacob Elordi Says He Will Draw From His Experiences Of Being A QLDer To Understand Heathcliff Being Ostracised From Society

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After catching wind of all the negative comments about his casting for a Wuthering Heights adaptation,

Coles Update Marketing Slogan In Move To Appease ACCC Ahead Of Legal Action Over Price Gouging

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One half of everyone’s favourite duopoly have today hit back in the supermarket wars against

RBA Tells Homeowners To EADC LMAO As It Keeps Rates Steady

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank has kept rates on hold for the 10th consecutive month, extinguishing

Old Bloke Working For Armaguard Says The 2000s Were Pretty Scary Yeah

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In extremely unsurprising news, a weathered 68 year old man that works for Armaguard has admitted

Woolies Offer The ACCC A Vintage Blue Mufasa Ooshie If They Ease Up With This Price Gouging Stuff

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One half of the nation’s favourite Duopoly have today moved to calm down this whole

Man Who Gave Shack On Kangaroo Island $523 Million Without Tender Unsurprisingly Still Yet To Produce Details On Nuclear

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Opposition Leader is still keeping his cards close to his chest, when it

PM Mulls Negative Gearing Abolition After Learning It Could Buy Us At Least One More Nuclear Submarine

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is reportedly reconsidering the government’s position on negative gearing

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Victorian Says Melbourne AFL Clubs Should Automatically Make Finals Because They Had A Longer Lockdown

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the bitterness of Melbourne’s winter continues unseasonably into late September, it seems the city’

Nation Starting To Think Maybe Murdoch And Liberals Were Lying About Negative Gearing Being Good For Us

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the housing crisis intensifies to the point where even the kids of the media and