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Local Account Manager Achieves Record ROI At Networking Event By Single-Handedly Decimating Complimentary Catering

STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT In a remarkable display of corporate savviness, local account manager Tom Hastings has reportedly achieved

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Gender Medal Gap Blows Out To An Unprecedented 800% Disparity

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Economists, sports scientists and men’s rights activists are this week coming to terms with a

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Sydney Girl On Overseas Holiday Compares Every Place She Visits To A Similar Suburb Back Home

STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT Sydney local Emily Parkes has today been accused of spending her entire European holiday, pointing

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Tony Abbott Eagerly Awaits His Induction Into The’Hot Rodent Men’ Category

STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT Sources from inside the former Prime Ministers office have told The Betoota Advocate that Tony

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Stubborn Father Of Daughters Risks Extreme Ridicule By Finally Asking What All This Brat Shit Is

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a rare display of vulnerability, local father of two Gen Z daughters, Greg Thompson (50)

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Australia Expected To Rack Up Even More Golds If IOC Finally Includes 4-Square Handball

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Calls from the Australian sporting community continue to grow as the demand for 4-square handball to

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Max Chandler-Mather Stumbles Into Room Covered In Plastic Drop Sheets After Being Invited To Lunch With Albo

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “What… What is this!?” asks the Greens Shadow Housing Minister, after opening the second door on

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Jacqui Lambie Says It’s Time We Have A Conversation About The Commercial Viability Of Men’s Sport

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the nation’s only honest politicians has today spoken out about one of the

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Paris Games Excitement Spurs Mackay To Remind Everyone They’re Australia’s Most Olympic Town

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The humble Queensland town of Mackay has politely told the rest of Australia to ‘get a

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Local Man’s BYD Locks Doors And Speeds Toward Nearest Power Pole After He Joked About Chinese Doping

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man’s BYD Atto 3 reportedly locked its doors and accelerated towards the nearest

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Straddie Absolutely Ethan Yewwwwwwwing Right Now

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There’s a serious vibe on North Straddie right now, as the residents of the island

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Steven Miles Jumps In The Brisbane River To Prove That It’s Totally Fine For Swimming At 2032 Olympics

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Queensland Premier has today moved to allay any concerns about the viability of the Brisbane