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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Yep, go on. If you can and are able, enjoy one, two or however fucking many
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Cost-Of-Living Crisis Causes Young Australians To Smell Like Their Grandparents
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the cost-of-living crisis continues into summer, and supermarkets continue their bloodthirsty price-gouging at the expense
Panthers Boys Continue Post-Match Festivities With Bit Of Fireball For Brekky
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Rugby League’s most successful team of the 2020s are today keeping the good times going
Bloke Who Turned Up Without Any Beers To Grand Final Party Asks If He Can Have One Of Yours
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Hamish Whistler, a nice South Betootanese man, has just turned up to a house party on
Vet Forced To Clarify That No, He Didn’t Go To Afghanistan, He Is An Animal Repairman
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Momentary confusion filled the beer garden of the Gelded Seahorse Hotel in the French Quarter this
Jarome Luai Receives 15th Text From The Tigers Asking “When Can You Start?”
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A bleary eyed Jarome Luai has woken up to some clingy text messages this
Chrome Dome Debuts Backwards Cap
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our town’s baldest men has debuted a tasteful backwards cap today in a
Mike Cannon-Brookes Is Building The World’s Tallest Wooden Structure Because He Cannot Afford Concrete
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Tech entrepreneur and part-time corporate raider Michael (Mike) Cannon-Brookes is building the world’s tallest wooden
Brisbane Man Applies To Remortgage His Home Before Spending Sunday Arvo At Howard Smith Wharves
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Brisbane man Ken Moore (29) is letting the dogs out this weekend. It’s not
City Worker Rises From Thursday Night Drinks To See Nedd Brockmann’s Already Run The Equivalent Of Sydney To Newcastle
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A doughy city worker spurred his ageing meat sack to life this morning around 8am, first
Local Kangaroo Decides Speeding Orb Of Light Speeding Through Paddock Warrants Further Investigation
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local kangaroo has reportedly made the bold decision to investigate a speeding orb of light
Pesutto Returns From Court To Find Victorian Liberals Discussing Whether The Darwin Bombing Was Fake
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The tired and weary leader of the Victorian Liberals has today realised he might have a
Piece Of Shit Orange Cremes Enter 3rd Week Of Life On Office Bench Top
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A couple of good for nothing piece of shit biscuits have bludged their way through another