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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Yep, go on. If you can and are able, enjoy one, two or however fucking many
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Bloke Who’s Somehow Able To Walk Past This Every Morning Has Lawn Down To The Perfect Millimetre
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke stands accused of having some warped priorities day, as it’s discovered he
8 Things That Once Defined Middle Class Australia But Now Symbolise Generational Wealth
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT With the manipulated Australian property market out of reach for anyone trying to pull themselves up
Man Welcomed Home By Extremely Graphic Surgical Procedure In Girlfriend’s Medical Drama
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local white collar man from Betoota Heights has this week returned home from work to
“Yeah Flat Out” Says Part Time Byron Tradie Who Does Nothing But Make Love To Brazilians And Surf
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 30-year-old man who lives in a mountainside shack in the Byron Bay Hinterland, with no
Mary Fowler’s Boyfriend Gets Some Time Off Work To Join Her In The UK For A Bit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the nation’s most recognisable sporting stars has received a welcome boost off the
Antidepressant Brands Almost Indistinguishable From Dungeons And Dragons Characters
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some lighter news, a local woman has discovered the easiest way to name her Dungeons
Op-Shopping Not Quite As Exciting For Boyfriend
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A budding romance in Betoota’s Flight Path District has today blossomed into a steady relationship.
Qantas Apologises For Showing Human Centipede To Entire Flight During Recent Trip To Betoota
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s favourite tax-dodging and staff sacking airline have been hit by a second scandal
Making The Joker A Musical Not Really That Appetising To Blokes Who Actually Relate To The Joker
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The sequel the world didn’t really need has hit cinemas this week to mixed reviews.
Dutton Frustrated That This Zionist Rebrand Means He Must Also Condemn His Most Reliable Voters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Opposition leader Peter Dutton is starting to think he might’ve bitten off more than he
Office Footy Tipping Won Again By Colleague Who Doesn’t Follow It Or Even Care
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate’s NRL footy tipping competition has been won again by Santosh from finance, who
Husband With The Palate Of An 18-Year-Old Lab Confirms Winery’s 2022 Semillon Is ‘Yeh Good’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has returned to town this week after a long weekend away in