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PM’s Optics Department Throws Phone Out Window After Albo Buys $4.3 Million Luxury Beach House
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The head of the Prime Minister’s Optics Department has today taken the day off. Speaking
Crisafulli Looking Like A Flakey Dad As Labor Promise To Feed All The Kids The LNP Force Women To Have
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Pre-polling has officially opened for the 2024 Queensland Election, and the state’s entire political landscape
QLD Premier Comes Up With OUTLANDISH Plan To Stop Troubled Kids From Stealing Things: Feeding Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With his back against the wall and staring down a coordinated media campaign to end his
Jeff Kennett Hoping Liberals Can Win Back Teal Voters By Addressing Their Rude Little Bitch Problem
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Victorian premier and Liberal Party heavyweight, Jeff Kennett says he wants his party focused on
“Just Popping Into The Shops” Says Boyfriend Hoisting Case Of Beer Onto Shoulder At Uncle Dans
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today won the weekend, barely minutes after it kicked off. With another
Self-Respecting Young Man Sits On Hotel Bed To Put Shoes On Because He Ain’t No Goddamn Cuck!
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Staying in Betoota’s finest roadside accommodation, 27-year-old Chad Reynolds made one thing abundantly clear this
LNP’s Costings Revealed: “We Will Privatise Prisons Full Of 10-Year-Olds Born To Teenage Mothers Who Are Banned From Getting Abortions”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A junior Murdoch journalist is putting their belongings into a cardboard box today, after making the
Dad Needs A Lift To Cold Chisel Because He’s Not Gonna Be In Any Fucken State To Drive Himself
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local dad has this week begun preparations for when the Cold Chisel 50-year anniversary comes
Rafael Nadal Finally Has Enough Of The Relentless 20-Year Wedgie And Announces Retirement
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a sad but understandable story, the King of Clay has announced his retirement today. Rafael
Adelaide Residents Encouraged To Get Out And Support The Maletildas Tonight In Name Of Equality
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Those who make up the population of our closest capital city have today been urged to
QLD Opposition To Somehow Stop Youth Crime While Also Banning Abortions For Unplanned Pregnancies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT What looked like a dream Bradbury run to election victory for the Queensland LNP has blown
Woman Who’s Unlucky In Love Should Probably Stop Going For Blokes Who Look Like This
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who reckons she’s been ‘cursed’ when it comes to dating has been told