NSW Government Condemns Violent Protestors For Attacking Policemen's Fists With Their Ribs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The NSW Government and large commercial media organisations have today blasted the 'hordes of violent
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Mary Fowler’s Boyfriend Gets Some Time Off Work To Join Her In The UK For A Bit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the nation’s most recognisable sporting stars has received a welcome boost off the
Antidepressant Brands Almost Indistinguishable From Dungeons And Dragons Characters
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some lighter news, a local woman has discovered the easiest way to name her Dungeons
Op-Shopping Not Quite As Exciting For Boyfriend
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A budding romance in Betoota’s Flight Path District has today blossomed into a steady relationship.
Qantas Apologises For Showing Human Centipede To Entire Flight During Recent Trip To Betoota
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s favourite tax-dodging and staff sacking airline have been hit by a second scandal
Making The Joker A Musical Not Really That Appetising To Blokes Who Actually Relate To The Joker
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The sequel the world didn’t really need has hit cinemas this week to mixed reviews.
Dutton Frustrated That This Zionist Rebrand Means He Must Also Condemn His Most Reliable Voters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Opposition leader Peter Dutton is starting to think he might’ve bitten off more than he
Office Footy Tipping Won Again By Colleague Who Doesn’t Follow It Or Even Care
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate’s NRL footy tipping competition has been won again by Santosh from finance, who
Husband With The Palate Of An 18-Year-Old Lab Confirms Winery’s 2022 Semillon Is ‘Yeh Good’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has returned to town this week after a long weekend away in
Cost-Of-Living Crisis Causes Young Australians To Smell Like Their Grandparents
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the cost-of-living crisis continues into summer, and supermarkets continue their bloodthirsty price-gouging at the expense
Panthers Boys Continue Post-Match Festivities With Bit Of Fireball For Brekky
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Rugby League’s most successful team of the 2020s are today keeping the good times going
Bloke Who Turned Up Without Any Beers To Grand Final Party Asks If He Can Have One Of Yours
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Hamish Whistler, a nice South Betootanese man, has just turned up to a house party on
Vet Forced To Clarify That No, He Didn’t Go To Afghanistan, He Is An Animal Repairman
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Momentary confusion filled the beer garden of the Gelded Seahorse Hotel in the French Quarter this