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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Yep, go on. If you can and are able, enjoy one, two or however fucking many
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BOM Warns Queenslanders That She’s Gonna Be A Fucken Stinker Out West
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The Australian Bureau of Meteorology’s leading forecasters have this week issued a stern warning to
Group Chat Make Fairly Valid Point That It’s A Saturday Arvo And You Have Fuck All On Tomorrow
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local man has today been reminded that it is a lovely Saturday afternoon, and he
“Oi Look At This Junkie Outside The Pub Haha” Says Corporate Man After 20 Standard Drinks On A Weekday
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact Local corporate wanker, Jae (30) is on fire this afternoon. His drinking buddies are pissing
“They Don’t Know How Lucky They Are” Sighs Man Looking Out Bus Window At Some Boys Deleting Pints In The Sun With Their Mates
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man is lamenting the one Friday he’s not able to join his mates
Mate Still Desperately Trying To Sell Four Coldplay Tickets If Anyone’s Changed Their Mind
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local man Taylor Mooch is still pushing hard to offload four Coldplay tickets in the “BUNGA
Senator Who Made A Career Spewing Racial Slurs About Every Single Race Of People Found To Be Racist
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After two years of expensive legal proceedings, a Federal Court has found the Far-Right Australian Senator
Old Codger Takes A Break From Whinging About Kids Always Being On Screens To Whinge About Kids Walking Around Suburb With Their Friends
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A cheerful geriatric from Betoota Heights has today spoken to The Advocate about a big celebration
Englishman Seriously Came All This Way To Work As A Charity Mugger
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Heights locals were left questioning the merits of the Youth Mobility Scheme this morning after
Trump Campaign Sends T-1000 Back To 1975 To Kill Arnold Schwarzenegger After Kamala Endorsement
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The US presidential election has taken a wild turn less than a week out from the
Sydney’s Kings Cross Coke Sign Updated To Better Reflect City’s Values
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Kings Cross ‘Coca-Cola Sign’, a beloved Sydney landmark, is set to be revamped and updated
Albo Keeps The Media Happy By Fucking Off Morrison’s 7-Series And Bringing Back The 1991 Holden Caprice
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s financial emancipation continues to make headlines this week, after it was
Barnaby Defends Receiving Free Upgrades On REX That Included Being Able To Lie Down In Aisle, Fly The Plane For A Bit And Vape
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Saint Barnabus of Danglemah has become tangled in his own flight upgrade furore this week after