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Local Woman Nails ‘Focused Employee’ Look While Online Shopping During Meeting
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In a masterclass of corporate camouflage, a local woman has nailed the ‘focused employee’ look, flawlessly
Underpaid Nurse Mum And Gambling Addict Dad In Rental At Least Relieved Their Kid Is Banned From Snapchat
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A pair of rapidly ageing parents are today breathing a huge sigh of relief. The source
Kim Williams Tries To Repair Relationship With Rogan By Calling For 7:30 Investigation Into How Strong Gorillas Are
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Chair of the Australian Broadcasting Corporation has this evening moved to show how agile and
Report Finds Huge Numbers Of Australian Millennials Suffering CTE From Childhood Hulk Hand Toys
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A shocking report has revealed that thousands of millennials now suffer from CTE after being punched
ABC Chairman Admits He Was Wrong About Joe Rogan After Receiving Rational And Measured Feedback From Men On The Internet
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact ABC Chairman Kim Wilson has received vast amount of helpful and interesting correspondence from random men
Australian Government Promises That Letting People Massively Overborrow On Mortgages Won’t Turn Out Like Last Time
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some heartwarming news, the Labor government has promised their new ‘Help to Buy’ scheme will
Hometown Acquaintance Openly Admits To Violating Parole Conditions On Public Facebook Post
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A former high school classmate has today shared his most recent criminal predicament with a vast
Property Prices In Sydney And Melbourne Set To Drop As Interest Rates Force First Home Buyers To Sell To Investors
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In some more welcome news for the nation’s property investors, prices in Sydney and Melbourne
“I Can’t Believe They Used To Put Arsenic In Lipstick” Says Woman Whose Facial Scrub Is Full Of Microplastics
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who recently went down a rabbit hole about the insane Victorian-era beauty regimes is
Report: Wouldn’t Want To Be An Acai Bowl In Western Sydney Right Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As temperatures in Western Sydney are set to hit scorching levels today, it can be confirmed
American Streamer’s Visit To NZ Now The Biggest Thing To Happen There Since That Nek Minnit Guy
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A teenager from America has blessed the land of the long white cloud with one of
WA Liberals Path To Victory: Ousting The Leader For A TV Personality Who Isn’t Even In Parliament
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact WORKED FOR TRUMP I GUESS? The Western Australian Liberal Party has somehow found themselves more fucked