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Dutton Prays Economy Gets Bad Enough For Suburban Mums To Consider Voting For Everything They Despise
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact In terrific news for Peter Dutton, the Reserve Bank of Australia (RBA) governor Michele Bullock has
Dad Actually A Bit Rattled By Fatty’s Retirement
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A local dad has spent the last few days in quiet contemplation, after learning that the
Anti Woke Crusader Seems To Know More About Identity Politics Than The People He’s Supposedly Fighting
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local father of 3 has today been told to take a bit of time of
Outrage As Leaked Documents Reveal Skibidi Toilet Man Is Set To Be Named Time Person Of The Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Time Magazine has caused a stir this week, after leaked emails have revealed their ‘Person of
Report: Just Make Mase The Blues Coach
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact NSW Rugby League have today confirmed that they are still very much the NSW Rugby League.
Bartender Acting Like He’s Got To Get Council Approval To Change The Fucking TV Channel
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact An employee at the Betoota Ponds Tavern is today being praised for going above and beyond
Local Dad Confirms Pre-Christmas Test Ham Is Performing Perfectly
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights sexagenarian has confirmed his pre-Christmas test ham is performing as predicted and will
Mum And Dad Start Asking Again Whether They Should Be Buying Some Crypto
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The crypto craze is officially back, it can be confirmed today. The confirmation came over the
Auntie Pops Into Kmart To Buy Hunk Of Toxic Plastic That Nephew Will Play With For Five Minutes
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman in need of a last minute gift for her nephew’s birthday has
Local 14-Year-Old Plans To Vote For Trump At Next Election After Being Utterly Betrayed By Labor Social Media Ban
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Year 8 student at Green Road State School in Betoota Heights says the Prime Minister’
Local Renter Unsure If It’s The Lead Paint Exposure, Asbestos Or Plastic Chemicals That’ll Get Him In The End
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A local renter, who was not born between 1955-1980, and therefore must spend the entire duration
Australia Reaffirms Its Inflated Sense Of Self And Implements World First Social Media Ban
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Australian politicians are patting themselves on the back today, after achieving greatness once again. That’s