Shirvo Shifts Nervously On Sunrise Couch As Story Of Penis Doping At Winter Olympics Emerges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
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Journalist Writing 12th Only Fans Article For Week Finds Self Praying For Return Of MAFS
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local journalist at the Betoota Bugle has today found herself in a peculiar situation. Stacey
NIMBY Suddenly Worried About ‘Infrastructure’ After Realising New Developments Can Cause Multiculturalism
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The Betoota Inlet Train Station sits on an arterial commuter railway line that is 5 stops
“Geez Those Stanley Cups Aren’t Cheap” Says Boyfriend Reusing Same Crusty Microplastic-Shedding Plastic Bottle Since 2019
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A harmless local jar-opener has today made it clear that he doesn’t think buying a
Report: We May Never Win Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Wallabies fans around the country are today coming to terms with a rather daunting prospect. After
Divorcee’s Ridiculous New Haircut Confirms He’s Been Dating Women Who Are Way Too Young For Him
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact It didn’t take local divorcee, Frankie (45) too long to realise that he needed to
Man Earmarked As One Of The First Against The Wall When Society Collapses Finds The Perfect Car
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local chode, widely tipped to be among the first to go during any societal breakdown,
Naarm Settler Too White And Privileged To Appreciate Western Sydney’s Number 1 Radio Show For 20 Years
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact North Brunswick’s most prominent furnace-free eco-ceramist, Pixie Teal (34), simply HATES Kyle and Jackie-O. As
Melbourne Heatwave To Cause An Influx Of Visitors To Victoria’s Picturesque Beaches This Weekend
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Victoria is set to swelter this weekend, as a heatwave sweeps through south-eastern Australia. This late
Winner Winner Beef Dinner: Potential Son In Law Nails The Debut By Turning Up To Dinner With A Couple Rump Steaks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young prince has today proven his credentials to his potential suitor’s family. Phillip Hard
Retro Shirt And Baggy Jeans Wearing Gen Z Goes All In On Nostalgia Era By Drinking Fosters
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the waves of nostalgia continue to wash over the nation, a man from our very
Man That Had A Plan To Avoid The Current Economic Downturn And Housing Crisis 6 Years Ago Retires
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact NDIS minister and former ALP leader Bill Shorten has today delivered his farewell speech in Australian
“Take It Or Leave It” Says Bloke At The Wreckers With More Bargaining Power Than Any Man On Earth
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact When it comes to motor vehicles, the average Australian likes to think they know value. From