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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Yep, go on. If you can and are able, enjoy one, two or however fucking many
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Have you ever been sued by a disgruntled former employee, or a disgruntled former
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Crowds of adventurous/species-destroying diners at a Melbourne wet market went home empty bellied and upset
JAMIE HOTTAKE | Outrage | CONTACT OK “Australia”, we hate to break it to you but love to say it; Marmite is
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from Betoota Plains – mum and dad are going to be getting a
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A free thinker from our town’s burgeoning suburban sprawl has told The Advocate that he
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Sydney bloke who’s been struggling with some stress-induced performance issues has found a solution
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young father of one is today coming to terms with the price of having a
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A ravenous mob of shareholders has today been cooed by the quick thinking of an up-and-coming
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A big four accountant is on the march this morning, as he makes his
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local employer Andrew Dobb (54) has today treated the crew to unwarranted bout of punishment. As
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact At Betoota Central’s Remienko Coach Station this morning, Ashton Mallory took one last look at
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A steaming pisshead is thankful for the hard work of a local DIY Dad this morning,