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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Yep, go on. If you can and are able, enjoy one, two or however fucking many
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8 Hours Of Drinking Mid Strengths Immediately Undone By A Tray Of Rums At Sundown
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact What was initially a plan to drink and talk shit all day – without getting blind drunk
Good Sledging At Grade Cricket Game Turns Up A Notch After Players Start Using LinkedIn For Ammo
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Some A-grade level sledging is echoing across a D-grade cricket match this afternoon, as
Chaotic Mate Still Running an iPod Into FM Transmitter Setup
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The hottest hits of 2009 are sound tracking a long road trip this morning
Report: There May Be A Lot Of The Pain In The World, But At Least The Cat Is Enjoying The Christmas Tree
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As global news cycles churn out unrelenting reports of economic uncertainty, environmental collapse, and general human
Local Mum Who ‘Just Popped In’ To Kmart Emerges 3 Hours Later With Half The Store
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT Suburban mum Karen Mitchell has once again proved that a quick trip to Kmart is
Cardboard Boxes Suddenly Expensive And Hard To Locate In The Days Before Local Man Moves House
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In an unforeseen twist of fate, local man Greg Thompson (30) has discovered that cardboard boxes,
Local Coward On Breakfast Date Politely Enjoys B&E Roll With Knife And Fork
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An eligible Bachelor is the subject of intense public scrutiny this morning after putting
“It’s Time To Come Back To Office” Boss Tells 22 Year Old That’s Been Forced To Stay Home Since Year 11
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A 22 year old who was forced to do year 11, year 12, most of uni
Post Office Run Held Up By Two Month Old Little Shit That Won’t Stop Smiling
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A quick stop by the post office has turned into a 55 minute wait
Single Woman’s Year Starts With Heartbreak As Same Daily Victorian Spam Call Stops Calling
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a tragic twist of fate that has left local single woman Sophie Hutton (28) devastated,
Coastal Town Kebab Joint Thrives As Only Place To Get A Feed Outside Of The Midday-To-8pm Window
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The coastal beach town of Yabbie Lake is the ideal place to pull up for the
Unused Life Ring On The Ferry Sends Local Office Worker Into Heroic Daydream
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Inspiration has been found in the inanimate today as a local office worker spied an unused